I like to think that my sense of home is unique, but I know, in the grand scheme of things, it isn't. I like to think that there's something special, peculiar, even, about the sense of having an island of home on a sea of never quite at home. But there really isn't. I know.
Home, for me, is a house. It's embedded in a neighborhood which houses all three shades of middle-classhood. On a street with a funny name. When giving it out over the phone, I don't even say it, I just spell it out. It's a neighborhood which can tell a tale of two suburbs: The one before and the one after white flight. I suspect it's undergoing another cycle, as have many places which have been touched by the white flight fever, of a Southern version of so-called gentrification. I've been noticing an increasing number of pseudo-hipsters jogging with their dogs lately.
The shutters and door of the house has undergone a revival of more vivid recoloration. The doorknocker replaced after years of begging my dad (it still had the name of the previous owner engraved) and the doorbell re-installed. That was a while ago.
The piano that my mom bought for me when my Casio keyboard just wouldn't do is still there. That repository of knicknacks. Dad jokes about my supposed abandonment of the instrument now that the guitar is my hot new thing. "All those years of paying for piano lessons . . . give me my money back!" My eyerolls that make my dad grin from ear to ear. I'm his only daughter, he reminds me.
My brothers. Those rare, holiday-like occasions when we're all there together. Laughing, making fun of one another, ganging up on one another. Pledging to play Monopoly. It's just the game we play together. And one of us always ends up quitting before the game is over no matter how old we get. The same crass brother burps, the same obnoxious brother joking and jostling. The same inconsiderate brother leaving the toilet seat up, the quintessential mark of brother presence. Thank God I don't have to share a bathroom with them any more.
Church. Ties and heels, father preaching and mother singing and brother wisecracks. "Why does mom always do that? She looks like a back-up singer doing that stuff." (Mom exuberantly gesticulating during song service.) Trying to use me as an excuse to go somewhere other than Golden Corral after church. "Yo, Dad, Chantell talking about going to Carrabba's." (Knowing good and well THEY'RE the ones who want to go.) And the obligatory post-church message critique over fried calamari. "Honey, sometimes you joke around too much." Mom to Dad.
The smell of strong coffee coming from the expresso pot Mom brought from Italy. She stays up till midnight making tiramisu because that's what she likes to do. I made sure to put some in a Tupperware container to bring back with me. On the rainy, drear ride back to my home away from home, melancholia swirling around and Bach fugues on NPR my only company, the container of tiramisu beside me provided a bit of comfort that only home can give.
Monday, October 01, 2012
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Things I Observed Sitting Outside at Starbucks Downtown While I Was Supposed to Be Reading "Caliban" by Fernández Retamar
1. A happy toddler with no shoes on in his mother's lap who smiled and waved at me. He had on a Grover t-shirt, which was appropriate since his name was Graham.
2. A leather-faced man sit on a ledge, pull out his guitar, hit raspy chords and sing with a golden twang.
3. A group of black-clad, neck-tattooed band mates? Bikers? Smoking at a table far enough away for me not to be able to smell the smoke.
4. A school bus pull up to the curb and a multi-ethnic gaggle of obnoxious teenagers disembark. The chaperones (I guess) exited last, chatted about lunch, and as soon as the bus pulled away, the male chaperone remembered something and went after the bus, trying to get the driver's attention in vain.
5. A colleague and my Portuguese instructor (the same person) come over, scare the life out of me by his sudden appearance and proceed to chat about the insanity of teaching classes + preparing for comps + trying to get started on writing a thesis.
6. A girl next to me drop a piece of paper. I picked it up before it blew away. She thanked me.
7. A panhandler rejected by a guy yelling, "I can hear d-mn well good! Why don't you get off the street and go get a job!"
2. A leather-faced man sit on a ledge, pull out his guitar, hit raspy chords and sing with a golden twang.
3. A group of black-clad, neck-tattooed band mates? Bikers? Smoking at a table far enough away for me not to be able to smell the smoke.
4. A school bus pull up to the curb and a multi-ethnic gaggle of obnoxious teenagers disembark. The chaperones (I guess) exited last, chatted about lunch, and as soon as the bus pulled away, the male chaperone remembered something and went after the bus, trying to get the driver's attention in vain.
5. A colleague and my Portuguese instructor (the same person) come over, scare the life out of me by his sudden appearance and proceed to chat about the insanity of teaching classes + preparing for comps + trying to get started on writing a thesis.
6. A girl next to me drop a piece of paper. I picked it up before it blew away. She thanked me.
7. A panhandler rejected by a guy yelling, "I can hear d-mn well good! Why don't you get off the street and go get a job!"
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Is somebody trying to tell me something?
So, today on my way to class, I saw the director of the Cuba program and he stopped, pointed at me, and said, "You need to apply to be an assistant for the program."
Well, alrighty then. Lo voy a hacer.
Well, alrighty then. Lo voy a hacer.
Saturday, September 22, 2012
I don't really know how to explain this.
It's the thought that I don't truly measure up to positive perceptions others have of me.
It's so dumb and I wish it would go away, but it comes back to haunt me every now and then. It's this thought that people only think that I'm such-and-such, but I'm really not. My rational mind knows this isn't true. The reason why people think and/or say whatever positive things about me is because they have proof, reason to believe that it's true. In my irrational mind, though, I feel like I should be doing much, much more to deserve being considered as such.
For example, my department is sponsoring a new study abroad program to Cuba. How ridiculously awesome . . . I would LOVE to do something like that. There is currently a search on for a graduate assistant for said program. The graduate program assistant would have the opportunity to conduct research (as well as have the responsibility of teaching courses and managing cultural activities for the students), and being able to do that in a place like Cuba would go right along with my interest in the Black Diaspora in Latin America, maybe getting my hands on some primary sources, maybe interviewing writers who live there . . . the prospect of it is pretty exciting.
But the fact of the matter is that I don't feel that I'm a strong candidate because I haven't done any university-level teaching since I was an instructor in 2009, because my Spanish is not as strong as most people at this level of study and because I don't even have any clear-cut research plans.
Part of me wants to do it, but part of me isn't even sure if I should apply. There are going to be like a billion people applying and one candidate chosen. I feel almost crazy for thinking of applying. I asked one of my professors what she thought, and she's encouraged me to do so, offered to write me a letter and even spoke to the selection committee on my behalf!
I feel very honored that she would think I have a "very good chance." But that irrational thought pops up and says I don't even know what I'm doing and my professor has a skewed perception of me. Part of me says that she likes me because I'm personable, easy going, (usually) cheerful and I try to get involved, etc., but that apart from that, there's nothing serious about me academically that is impressive or attractive. Like, I'm not a serious, competent scholar. I like to read and I like talking about interesting things, but I haven't done anything substantive. That's really how I feel. It's so crazy how I can honestly feel this way, yet at the same time know that it's unfounded.
Sometimes I feel very passive. And I hate it. Like I'm this passive person who allows things to slide and lets things fall where they may. Like I'm just kind of getting by. And it's maddening. I want to be more active. More sure and purposeful and confident. If I could just shake this passivity, if I could sort of do a mental shift from what people's supposed perceptions of me are to the matters at hand, like tilt my brain and let all the jumbled up energy on the worrying side just slide right over into the side where that energy is harnessed into productivity and focus, then all the background noise would be shut out.
Monday, September 17, 2012
GRE Breakdown
What happens when you have an emotional breakdown suddenly thrust upon you?
Do you freeze like a deer caught in the headlights? Do you try to minimize it/act like it didn't really happen? Do you cluck like a mother hen and consolingly dole out tissues and rub backs?
It splattered out of nowhere, it seemed. Clicking through a GRE practice test. Let's look up this word. Does that make sense? Let's predict an answer. Proper voice on, speaking in Kaplan-cutter phrases. But then, whoosh! A red faced, tear-spilling breakdown!
A small part of me was shocked into a new awareness. Where did that come from? Me, emotional of emotionals, shocked at a display of emotion. She got frustrated. She's hard on herself. It seems like she can't do it. She gets close, but she keeps getting them wrong.
A mother of sorts rose up in me. I always have a pocket-sized package of Kleenex handy. I know how it is. Criers are always prepared in the event of a cry. I think I nursed her back to realizing the GRE is conquerable, that she's making progress, that at the end of the day, we have to focus on our strengths rather than our weaknesses when it comes to scoring high on the test.
I know, sometimes, you just need to get it out. Let it spill out, messy and teary. Purge yourself. And then dry your eyes, take a deep breath, and move on.
I guess since I've always been the crier, I'm not used to how it feels to be the cryee.
Do you freeze like a deer caught in the headlights? Do you try to minimize it/act like it didn't really happen? Do you cluck like a mother hen and consolingly dole out tissues and rub backs?
It splattered out of nowhere, it seemed. Clicking through a GRE practice test. Let's look up this word. Does that make sense? Let's predict an answer. Proper voice on, speaking in Kaplan-cutter phrases. But then, whoosh! A red faced, tear-spilling breakdown!
A small part of me was shocked into a new awareness. Where did that come from? Me, emotional of emotionals, shocked at a display of emotion. She got frustrated. She's hard on herself. It seems like she can't do it. She gets close, but she keeps getting them wrong.
A mother of sorts rose up in me. I always have a pocket-sized package of Kleenex handy. I know how it is. Criers are always prepared in the event of a cry. I think I nursed her back to realizing the GRE is conquerable, that she's making progress, that at the end of the day, we have to focus on our strengths rather than our weaknesses when it comes to scoring high on the test.
I know, sometimes, you just need to get it out. Let it spill out, messy and teary. Purge yourself. And then dry your eyes, take a deep breath, and move on.
I guess since I've always been the crier, I'm not used to how it feels to be the cryee.
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Toddler Teacher
So, today was the first time in a while that I've been in Sunday School teacher mode.
I forgot how much I missed being with little people. 3 and 4 year olds, attention spans the size of a flea, listening with rapt attention as I told the story of Moses's mommy putting him in a basket and sending him down the river so that he would be safe. Scribbling multi-colored, outside-the-lines versions of a baby Moses in the basket. Gluing pieces of blue construction paper around the basket to symbolize the water. Learning a memory verse: "I will be with you." Clamoring for star stickers, animal crackers, playdoh. The prize they wanted before they left: a tiny container of liquid to blow bubbles.
Back home, pull into a parking space. Hands resting on the steering wheel. One of them is decorated with a glittery orange star sticker. It was because she wanted to the red one, not the orange one, so I decided to keep the orange one for myself.
I forgot how much I missed being with little people. 3 and 4 year olds, attention spans the size of a flea, listening with rapt attention as I told the story of Moses's mommy putting him in a basket and sending him down the river so that he would be safe. Scribbling multi-colored, outside-the-lines versions of a baby Moses in the basket. Gluing pieces of blue construction paper around the basket to symbolize the water. Learning a memory verse: "I will be with you." Clamoring for star stickers, animal crackers, playdoh. The prize they wanted before they left: a tiny container of liquid to blow bubbles.
Back home, pull into a parking space. Hands resting on the steering wheel. One of them is decorated with a glittery orange star sticker. It was because she wanted to the red one, not the orange one, so I decided to keep the orange one for myself.
Friday, September 14, 2012
Um, That's Not a Compliment
Why is my blog getting cluttered up with stories of awkward racial encounters?
I went to the dermatologist the other day. (You already know where this is going, don't you?)
She was a pleasant, older white lady, and I appreciated the fact that she let me know that she was knowledgeable about the special considerations of people of color when it comes to certain skin issues. I really did.
But she should have stopped there.
I know in her mind, she was trying to compliment me/help me feel better about myself when she said the following, but it was kind of too much and, frankly, not a compliment: "You have the MOST PERFECT skin tone. Ah, that caramel-colored skin you have is the most beautiful. You and Vanessa Williams. God, just perfect."
Um, thanks, but no thanks. Really. Telling a black woman that she's beautiful because she's "caramel-colored" is not cool. So, if I were a darker-skinned black person, would I just be out of luck? Ugh. I don't consider myself more anything or better than anybody or prettier than anybody because I'm on the lighter end of the black folk's spectrum. And you shouldn't either, lady.
And you also should not have said anything about how flawless Oprah's skin is. Really? I'm glad you know the names of famous black women. Congratulations. But Oprah is a billionaire and she can get whatever the heck she wants done to her skin to keep it looking that way.
(Sigh.) I didn't say anything to old girl because I knew she meant well. But it's frustrating when people who think they get it really don't get it at all.
I went to the dermatologist the other day. (You already know where this is going, don't you?)
She was a pleasant, older white lady, and I appreciated the fact that she let me know that she was knowledgeable about the special considerations of people of color when it comes to certain skin issues. I really did.
But she should have stopped there.
I know in her mind, she was trying to compliment me/help me feel better about myself when she said the following, but it was kind of too much and, frankly, not a compliment: "You have the MOST PERFECT skin tone. Ah, that caramel-colored skin you have is the most beautiful. You and Vanessa Williams. God, just perfect."
Um, thanks, but no thanks. Really. Telling a black woman that she's beautiful because she's "caramel-colored" is not cool. So, if I were a darker-skinned black person, would I just be out of luck? Ugh. I don't consider myself more anything or better than anybody or prettier than anybody because I'm on the lighter end of the black folk's spectrum. And you shouldn't either, lady.
And you also should not have said anything about how flawless Oprah's skin is. Really? I'm glad you know the names of famous black women. Congratulations. But Oprah is a billionaire and she can get whatever the heck she wants done to her skin to keep it looking that way.
(Sigh.) I didn't say anything to old girl because I knew she meant well. But it's frustrating when people who think they get it really don't get it at all.
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Dear Handsome Brazilian,
I've been doing really, really well with not nursing any frivolous crushes, and I plan to keep it that way. But noooo, you had to show up with your winning smile and dark good looks to try to bring out my inner 14-year-old.
I'm that girl who always raises her hand to answer. Especially in the Portuguese class I'm auditing. When I want to learn something, I'm going to learn it. But when you gave your little "special guest" presentation today and asked review questions, I didn't dare.
Later on, when I absconded to the faculty lounge to eat my lunch and read Borges in solitude, you sauntered in to warm up your lunch and we chatted for a bit. Before you left, you thanked me for my company and said you enjoyed our conversation in a charming accent.
I know you were just being polite, Handsome Brazilian, but I'm going to have to ask you to stop being adorable. I have work to do, and I don't want to have to start worrying about what I look like if I happen to run into you in the lab or in the lounge somewhere. The only thing you might be useful for is to motivate me to improve my dismal Portuguese. Other than that, keep your disarming smile and your easygoing charm to yourself. Thanks.
Sincerely,
Me
I'm that girl who always raises her hand to answer. Especially in the Portuguese class I'm auditing. When I want to learn something, I'm going to learn it. But when you gave your little "special guest" presentation today and asked review questions, I didn't dare.
Later on, when I absconded to the faculty lounge to eat my lunch and read Borges in solitude, you sauntered in to warm up your lunch and we chatted for a bit. Before you left, you thanked me for my company and said you enjoyed our conversation in a charming accent.
I know you were just being polite, Handsome Brazilian, but I'm going to have to ask you to stop being adorable. I have work to do, and I don't want to have to start worrying about what I look like if I happen to run into you in the lab or in the lounge somewhere. The only thing you might be useful for is to motivate me to improve my dismal Portuguese. Other than that, keep your disarming smile and your easygoing charm to yourself. Thanks.
Sincerely,
Me
Sunday, September 09, 2012
Stereotype Anxiety or Not All Black Girls Can Sing . . . Like That
This is so ridiculous, I can't believe I'm writing about it.
When you're a black woman, there are things people assume about you. Not all of them are negative. One of the biggies, especially if you're in church, is that you can sing.
My home-away-from-home church is more or less diverse, but predominantly white. I'm comfortable there and I thank God that I found a good church to call home while I'm doing this PhD thing. Everyone makes me feel absolutely loved.
So, as I've mentioned in previous posts, I've joined the choir. It's been about 2 months now. I was asked to join without even a formal tryout. Apparently, my voice could be heard while sitting a pew behind the choir director when we were all singing acappella one night, and that was good enough. Which, ordinarily, would be flattering, but, as can be deduced from the title of this post, I have stereotype anxiety. Did she really think I could sing well, or did she just think I could innately sing? Why couldn't I be okay with the fact that she did hear me sing and maybe just thought I had a nice voice?
After I joined the choir, after church, I'd get pats on the back from well-wishers in the congregation telling me how great it was to see me in the choir, and some claimed they could even hear me. Ummm . . . really? Why is it good to see me? Do I stand out? Lol. And you know good and well you can't hear me. Why couldn't I be okay with the fact that maybe people are just excited to see a new face in the choir and that maybe they like me and are just glad that I'm getting involved?
So, a few weeks ago, I was asked to sing a solo. Oh, no! I even tried to explain to the choir director that I couldn't really sing . . . like that. I'm so terrible. She assured me she understood but said she simply felt the song fit my voice. (Duh, Chantell. That's usually the reason choir directors ask choir members to sing solos. Not based on some idea of the brassy, soulful innate singing ability of "your kind.")
So, tonight was the big night. I sang my little solo and did my little fill-ins, but I couldn't really hear myself that well and was just praying that I sounded okay. I was mad nervous. But in the end, I was just like, it's not about me anyway. It's unto the Lord. (What all good platform singers are supposed to think.) Afterward, people told me that I did a great job and were proud of me and was even told "I knew you had it in you." Wait . . . you knew I had it in me? How did you know? What is this it that you speak of? Lol. I wondered if my African-Americanness just blinded (or rather, deafened) everybody to my vocal foibles and in everyone's mind I was "good" a priori.
Down, girl. Just chill out. Stop being so paranoid, and just accept a compliment for what it is. Geez. This right here is what happens to your mind when you've been both in the South and in school for way too long.
When you're a black woman, there are things people assume about you. Not all of them are negative. One of the biggies, especially if you're in church, is that you can sing.
My home-away-from-home church is more or less diverse, but predominantly white. I'm comfortable there and I thank God that I found a good church to call home while I'm doing this PhD thing. Everyone makes me feel absolutely loved.
So, as I've mentioned in previous posts, I've joined the choir. It's been about 2 months now. I was asked to join without even a formal tryout. Apparently, my voice could be heard while sitting a pew behind the choir director when we were all singing acappella one night, and that was good enough. Which, ordinarily, would be flattering, but, as can be deduced from the title of this post, I have stereotype anxiety. Did she really think I could sing well, or did she just think I could innately sing? Why couldn't I be okay with the fact that she did hear me sing and maybe just thought I had a nice voice?
After I joined the choir, after church, I'd get pats on the back from well-wishers in the congregation telling me how great it was to see me in the choir, and some claimed they could even hear me. Ummm . . . really? Why is it good to see me? Do I stand out? Lol. And you know good and well you can't hear me. Why couldn't I be okay with the fact that maybe people are just excited to see a new face in the choir and that maybe they like me and are just glad that I'm getting involved?
So, a few weeks ago, I was asked to sing a solo. Oh, no! I even tried to explain to the choir director that I couldn't really sing . . . like that. I'm so terrible. She assured me she understood but said she simply felt the song fit my voice. (Duh, Chantell. That's usually the reason choir directors ask choir members to sing solos. Not based on some idea of the brassy, soulful innate singing ability of "your kind.")
So, tonight was the big night. I sang my little solo and did my little fill-ins, but I couldn't really hear myself that well and was just praying that I sounded okay. I was mad nervous. But in the end, I was just like, it's not about me anyway. It's unto the Lord. (What all good platform singers are supposed to think.) Afterward, people told me that I did a great job and were proud of me and was even told "I knew you had it in you." Wait . . . you knew I had it in me? How did you know? What is this it that you speak of? Lol. I wondered if my African-Americanness just blinded (or rather, deafened) everybody to my vocal foibles and in everyone's mind I was "good" a priori.
Down, girl. Just chill out. Stop being so paranoid, and just accept a compliment for what it is. Geez. This right here is what happens to your mind when you've been both in the South and in school for way too long.
Wednesday, September 05, 2012
I, Weirdo
(Sigh.) Here I go again, sighing and pontificating on my dichotomies.
I feel like an extra weirdo now because I've voted Democratically for as long as I've had the right to vote, and now that the Democratic party amended the phrase "God-given" and "Jerusalem" as the recognized capital of Israel out of their official party platform, I cringe at the onslaught bound to issue forth from my fellow Bible toters. Guess I'll have to hide a few more overzealous posters from my FB newsfeed so that I don't start hating the world.
With my modestly-skirted bottom in a chair pulled up to a cubicle, I try to concentrate on typing this and not worry about the two lesbians horsing around in the cubicle next to me. Over here, I read Spanish detective novels and letters written by conquistadors, switch languages a few times a day, and adore a professor who, when she was pregnant, told curious strangers who asked whether she wanted to have a girl or a boy that she wanted to have a gay boy so that she could have the best of both.
On weekday mornings I (try to) read the Bible in the NLT on my Kindle. I skipped over the Song of Solomon because it's a little explicit and I want to keep my mind pure and I skipped over Revelation because apocalyptic prognostications depress me. I just skipped over them for now. I'll get to them when I finish everything else.
On Sunday morning I'm still the new girl in the choir. I'm exuberant. I worship. I love Jesus, and when gratefulness washes over me because of His love and mercy, I have no other option. "I sure enjoy seeing you worship up there in the choir." Well, I'm glad, but I wasn't paying attention to you at all.
What do people of African descent in Latin America have to do with choir mics? What does a professorial proponent of the rights of undocumented immigrants and the LGBT community have to do with a red-haired man who respects the Word of God and preaches from his heart? What does a pan-Hispanic, gringo, and a smattering of afro group of aspiring academicians have to do with down-home heart blessings and soothing prayer hands on my back during altar call? Why does glossolalia rarely sound like French?
These are questions I do not have the answer to. But here are a few things I do know:
My president is not my pastor, and my pastor is not my God. My professors are not my parents, and my parents are my oldest teachers. My friends are my family, and the children of God include more than my brothers and sisters in the Lord.
And by the time I finished writing this, the Democratic party put the God and Jerusalem reference back in the party platform. Maybe I won't start hating the world after all.
I feel like an extra weirdo now because I've voted Democratically for as long as I've had the right to vote, and now that the Democratic party amended the phrase "God-given" and "Jerusalem" as the recognized capital of Israel out of their official party platform, I cringe at the onslaught bound to issue forth from my fellow Bible toters. Guess I'll have to hide a few more overzealous posters from my FB newsfeed so that I don't start hating the world.
With my modestly-skirted bottom in a chair pulled up to a cubicle, I try to concentrate on typing this and not worry about the two lesbians horsing around in the cubicle next to me. Over here, I read Spanish detective novels and letters written by conquistadors, switch languages a few times a day, and adore a professor who, when she was pregnant, told curious strangers who asked whether she wanted to have a girl or a boy that she wanted to have a gay boy so that she could have the best of both.
On weekday mornings I (try to) read the Bible in the NLT on my Kindle. I skipped over the Song of Solomon because it's a little explicit and I want to keep my mind pure and I skipped over Revelation because apocalyptic prognostications depress me. I just skipped over them for now. I'll get to them when I finish everything else.
On Sunday morning I'm still the new girl in the choir. I'm exuberant. I worship. I love Jesus, and when gratefulness washes over me because of His love and mercy, I have no other option. "I sure enjoy seeing you worship up there in the choir." Well, I'm glad, but I wasn't paying attention to you at all.
What do people of African descent in Latin America have to do with choir mics? What does a professorial proponent of the rights of undocumented immigrants and the LGBT community have to do with a red-haired man who respects the Word of God and preaches from his heart? What does a pan-Hispanic, gringo, and a smattering of afro group of aspiring academicians have to do with down-home heart blessings and soothing prayer hands on my back during altar call? Why does glossolalia rarely sound like French?
These are questions I do not have the answer to. But here are a few things I do know:
My president is not my pastor, and my pastor is not my God. My professors are not my parents, and my parents are my oldest teachers. My friends are my family, and the children of God include more than my brothers and sisters in the Lord.
And by the time I finished writing this, the Democratic party put the God and Jerusalem reference back in the party platform. Maybe I won't start hating the world after all.
Sunday, September 02, 2012
Compliments
Every woman likes to be told that she's beautiful and charming. That she has a nice smile. That she's a quality person through and through. It makes me feel like the star on top of a Christmas tree.
"You're going to make some man very happy someday."
Thank you. Thank you very much, sir. I'm glad you can see and appreciate the person I am and what I have to offer. But you're married. It would be nice if someone else, someone available, stable and mature who shares my goals and my faith, could see what you see.
"You're going to make some man very happy someday."
Thank you. Thank you very much, sir. I'm glad you can see and appreciate the person I am and what I have to offer. But you're married. It would be nice if someone else, someone available, stable and mature who shares my goals and my faith, could see what you see.
Monday, August 27, 2012
It's pretty much bound to happen from time to time.
You know. The morning after you have some very bizarre dreams. I dreamt that the Joker had fallen in love with me and after sequestering me in a building that seemed to be a cross between a hospital and a hotel, sent me a note that said that if I didn't agree to meet him at a particular time and place to marry him that he would kill me and blow up my family. I was determined to get out of it somehow and the Joker sent one of this thugs to come rappeling in through the ceiling to capture me. I subdued him, Bourne style, and it ended with the thug's dead body slumped over the bathtub. I escaped out of the window, got to some safe place somehow, and then my cell phone rang. It was the Joker. I didn't answer it, but a message scrolled across the display: "YOU HAVEN'T ESCAPED ME YET . . . I'M COMING TO GET YOU!" I woke up. It was so unsettling.
I usually get up to go to the rec, but I couldn't. No matter how many times I hit the snooze button, my eyes still felt tired when I opened them. And it's not like I went to bed late last night.
Determined to at least make it to Portuguese class, I made it out in time to catch one of the ridiculously crowded morning buses. This morning was not the morning for me to be in crunched, uncomfortable quarters with people. When you're in these uncomfortable situations, you can't help it, but you can make it a little easier, like, not facing the person you're right next to. This girl got on and proceeded to stand looking me dead in the face. What is the matter with her? Can you turn yourself to the side? Or at least turn your head to the side? I turned my head away and looked away, but she was still right there. I'm not saying she was staring at me. But her face was right there, and it was making me want to unexist.
There was one crazy thought that, darn it, prompted a few tears to escape right there on the crowded bus: My mother wants grandchildren.
I hate it when I'm in a cloudy state of mind and people feel the need to comment on it and/or playfully wave their hand in front of my face because I'm staring out into space. Stop trying to break me out of my introspective world. I know I'm usually perky, but today I'm taking a break. I left my perkiness on the shelf today next to the Nutella. Which I ran out of the other day.
I hate it when I hear people appropriate African-American slang that they know they don't seriously use. While waiting in the Jittery Joe's line (my plan for mood improvement was a white mocha and a chocolate croissant), I heard this pallid hipster say, "Yeah, I gotta go meet my boo. Ha, ha." Shut UP. You sound so stupid saying that. You think it's cute and hip to say words like "boo" as if they're an exotic trinket you can nonchalantly flash whenever you want, but you actually sound dumb, and I wanted to step out of line and trip you as you walked away.
Geez, I am so mean today. I'm glad that my meanness is introverted and that my niceness is extroverted. That way, people think I'm nice.
I usually get up to go to the rec, but I couldn't. No matter how many times I hit the snooze button, my eyes still felt tired when I opened them. And it's not like I went to bed late last night.
Determined to at least make it to Portuguese class, I made it out in time to catch one of the ridiculously crowded morning buses. This morning was not the morning for me to be in crunched, uncomfortable quarters with people. When you're in these uncomfortable situations, you can't help it, but you can make it a little easier, like, not facing the person you're right next to. This girl got on and proceeded to stand looking me dead in the face. What is the matter with her? Can you turn yourself to the side? Or at least turn your head to the side? I turned my head away and looked away, but she was still right there. I'm not saying she was staring at me. But her face was right there, and it was making me want to unexist.
There was one crazy thought that, darn it, prompted a few tears to escape right there on the crowded bus: My mother wants grandchildren.
I hate it when I'm in a cloudy state of mind and people feel the need to comment on it and/or playfully wave their hand in front of my face because I'm staring out into space. Stop trying to break me out of my introspective world. I know I'm usually perky, but today I'm taking a break. I left my perkiness on the shelf today next to the Nutella. Which I ran out of the other day.
I hate it when I hear people appropriate African-American slang that they know they don't seriously use. While waiting in the Jittery Joe's line (my plan for mood improvement was a white mocha and a chocolate croissant), I heard this pallid hipster say, "Yeah, I gotta go meet my boo. Ha, ha." Shut UP. You sound so stupid saying that. You think it's cute and hip to say words like "boo" as if they're an exotic trinket you can nonchalantly flash whenever you want, but you actually sound dumb, and I wanted to step out of line and trip you as you walked away.
Geez, I am so mean today. I'm glad that my meanness is introverted and that my niceness is extroverted. That way, people think I'm nice.
Friday, August 24, 2012
So . . .
The semester's in full swing, which means I'm a busy little bee. Got lots of little irons in the fire. Reading galore, Kaplan tutoring student on the side, freelance translator on the side, pro bono editor on the side. I've got Skype dates for language practice, I've got dates set for a graduate student panel I'm organizing. I'm trying to make something Brazilian happen next summer. I'm trying to present another paper this spring. Keep it together, baby. Keep it together.
Had my church guitar debut. Not that it was anything so great, but just the fact that I was able to play and sing a couple of worship songs was something that I never dreamed I would be able to do just a year ago. It was a great feeling. It's been a year since I had my first guitar lesson. And now my guitar instructor is gone! Still trying to decide whether I want to try to find someone else.
I'm enjoying getting more involved. Getting more involved in church. Getting more involved in the department.
There are still so many unknowns. So many of them. But I'm thankful that I'm able to live in the uncertainty. It's so wonderful not to be burdened by it.
There's a guy in the department who has apparently developed a little crush on me. I can't address any passive aggressive letters to him on my blog because he's nice enough. It's not like he's done anything inappropriate. But he does sort of get up in my personal space just a tad. And you know how I am about that. And I despise being caught in the computer lab with him by myself. It's just awkward. I should have never let him know that I speak French. And now he's asked when we're going to lunch together. Umm . . . jamais?
I never thought I'd say this, but I'm kind of feeling the idea of marrying an old man with money. Like, if a younger-than-my-dad older guy tried to holla at me who had some CHC (cold hard cash) in the mix, I would be down. Pay off my (relatively modest bit of) student loans, travel around, have an artist's studio set up for me and I could take painting lessons and become an acclaimed local artist. Have a couple of bambinos and I would make all of their baby food with vegetables I would grow in the garden. Yup.
Had my church guitar debut. Not that it was anything so great, but just the fact that I was able to play and sing a couple of worship songs was something that I never dreamed I would be able to do just a year ago. It was a great feeling. It's been a year since I had my first guitar lesson. And now my guitar instructor is gone! Still trying to decide whether I want to try to find someone else.
I'm enjoying getting more involved. Getting more involved in church. Getting more involved in the department.
There are still so many unknowns. So many of them. But I'm thankful that I'm able to live in the uncertainty. It's so wonderful not to be burdened by it.
There's a guy in the department who has apparently developed a little crush on me. I can't address any passive aggressive letters to him on my blog because he's nice enough. It's not like he's done anything inappropriate. But he does sort of get up in my personal space just a tad. And you know how I am about that. And I despise being caught in the computer lab with him by myself. It's just awkward. I should have never let him know that I speak French. And now he's asked when we're going to lunch together. Umm . . . jamais?
I never thought I'd say this, but I'm kind of feeling the idea of marrying an old man with money. Like, if a younger-than-my-dad older guy tried to holla at me who had some CHC (cold hard cash) in the mix, I would be down. Pay off my (relatively modest bit of) student loans, travel around, have an artist's studio set up for me and I could take painting lessons and become an acclaimed local artist. Have a couple of bambinos and I would make all of their baby food with vegetables I would grow in the garden. Yup.
Saturday, August 18, 2012
Internationality
It just made me think about my life as a citizen of the world. Born in Mississippi. Spent my childhood in the heel of Italy's boot. Spent the rest of my adolescence through college years in Alabama, sans Southern accent. Took forays into Spain and France (let me not forget about little side trips to Portugal and Germany, oh, and a Spring Break missions trip to Mexico), picked up and lost Italian, picked up and kept Spanish and French. Currently working on Portuguese. Able to smile at the surprise of Koreans, Chinese, Japanese, Arabs and now Turks that I can greet them in their language. ("That's all I know, though!")
It's a life that I should be thankful for. That I've been given opportunities to travel and learn and connect with people from all different cultures and walks of life. So many worlds open up to you when you learn foreign languages. So, where are you from? Wait, so where were you born? Okay, where are your parents from? Ha. In other words, what is my life story?
Two things I associate with my childhood: Kinder Eggs and Parmalat milk.
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Ramadan
Tonight was the second time I've ever been inside of a mosque.
The first time was when I was studying abroad in Spain several years ago. One of the courses I was taking was "Cultural Diversity in Spain," and we went to the Islamic cultural center in Madrid. Women were asked to cover their heads before entering, and all of us removed our shoes. Our small group of idealistic young Americans was alongside a group of elderly Spanish seniors. After a little intro from the guide, he opened up the floor for questions. One of the seniors asked (in a somewhat belligerent tone) about the term "jihad." Unfazed, the guide answered calmly. Then I raised my hand. I'm a question kind of a gal. I had three questions: 1. What does it say on that sign? (there was large circular sign at the front of the room in Arabic), 2. Why do women have to wear a head covering? and 3. Why are Muslim men allowed to have more than one wife? I heard approving murmurs from the Spanish seniors. Buenas preguntas, eh? The guide smiled. Tu eres muy joven, he began. You're very young. 1. I don't remember (as in, I literally don't remember what his answer was, but it was something about Allah), 2. Depending on country and customs, women are not obligated to wear a covering at all times, only when they pray. 3. Polygamy doesn't have to do with Islam, rather with certain Muslim cultures. In some cultures, it's acceptable, in others it is not. Then we went downstairs and had Moroccan food.
But back to tonight. A friend from Turkey invited me to a Ramadan "breaking of the fast" dinner. When we arrived, the prayers were in session. We put on scarves to cover our heads, removed our shoes and went inside. I sat off to the side observing as the imam intoned during the prayers. The women bowed. They rose. They bowed their heads to the floor. They rose. Why was my friend speaking to some of the others in English? Because they didn't all speak the same language. Several languages were present; I'm guessing Arabic, Turkish, Urdu, and Farsi, to name a few. After the prayer, we all went into another room to eat. Rice with chickpeas, chicken, salad and rice pudding for dessert. What was amazing to me was the diversity of everyone there. I saw brown Pakistani women in sari-like dresses. There were women with blue eyes and blond hair. There were black women. There were Arab women. There were women with long sleeves, long skirts and a head covering. There were women in jeans and a t-shirt with their hair completely uncovered. Once we left the prayer area and sat down to eat, my friend took her scarf off. So did I.
I relish the times when I'm able to get a peek into a world that's different from my own. It's something I think we could all stand to do more often.
The first time was when I was studying abroad in Spain several years ago. One of the courses I was taking was "Cultural Diversity in Spain," and we went to the Islamic cultural center in Madrid. Women were asked to cover their heads before entering, and all of us removed our shoes. Our small group of idealistic young Americans was alongside a group of elderly Spanish seniors. After a little intro from the guide, he opened up the floor for questions. One of the seniors asked (in a somewhat belligerent tone) about the term "jihad." Unfazed, the guide answered calmly. Then I raised my hand. I'm a question kind of a gal. I had three questions: 1. What does it say on that sign? (there was large circular sign at the front of the room in Arabic), 2. Why do women have to wear a head covering? and 3. Why are Muslim men allowed to have more than one wife? I heard approving murmurs from the Spanish seniors. Buenas preguntas, eh? The guide smiled. Tu eres muy joven, he began. You're very young. 1. I don't remember (as in, I literally don't remember what his answer was, but it was something about Allah), 2. Depending on country and customs, women are not obligated to wear a covering at all times, only when they pray. 3. Polygamy doesn't have to do with Islam, rather with certain Muslim cultures. In some cultures, it's acceptable, in others it is not. Then we went downstairs and had Moroccan food.
But back to tonight. A friend from Turkey invited me to a Ramadan "breaking of the fast" dinner. When we arrived, the prayers were in session. We put on scarves to cover our heads, removed our shoes and went inside. I sat off to the side observing as the imam intoned during the prayers. The women bowed. They rose. They bowed their heads to the floor. They rose. Why was my friend speaking to some of the others in English? Because they didn't all speak the same language. Several languages were present; I'm guessing Arabic, Turkish, Urdu, and Farsi, to name a few. After the prayer, we all went into another room to eat. Rice with chickpeas, chicken, salad and rice pudding for dessert. What was amazing to me was the diversity of everyone there. I saw brown Pakistani women in sari-like dresses. There were women with blue eyes and blond hair. There were black women. There were Arab women. There were women with long sleeves, long skirts and a head covering. There were women in jeans and a t-shirt with their hair completely uncovered. Once we left the prayer area and sat down to eat, my friend took her scarf off. So did I.
I relish the times when I'm able to get a peek into a world that's different from my own. It's something I think we could all stand to do more often.
Sunday, August 12, 2012
The Last Lesson of My 20s
I was doing some thinking today, and I think the last life lesson that I solidified before turning 30 is this: You can never, ever enter a relationship expecting the other person to change.
It's simply wrong. It's selfish, misguided, and even risky. Like, if you're even thinking about going into something with the idea of changing someone as one of the stipulations of it "working out," it's a guarantee that it's SO not going to work out.
Like, think about it the other way around. What if someone were interested in you, but had an underlying purpose of changing some aspect of who you are or the way you live your life in order to suit their purposes? It seems almost offensive. Again, it's just wrong.
It's human nature, though. That's for sure. I had to learn a few hard lessons before getting that one down.
It's simply wrong. It's selfish, misguided, and even risky. Like, if you're even thinking about going into something with the idea of changing someone as one of the stipulations of it "working out," it's a guarantee that it's SO not going to work out.
Like, think about it the other way around. What if someone were interested in you, but had an underlying purpose of changing some aspect of who you are or the way you live your life in order to suit their purposes? It seems almost offensive. Again, it's just wrong.
It's human nature, though. That's for sure. I had to learn a few hard lessons before getting that one down.
Friday, August 10, 2012
Reclaim the Monkey
Getting into my little workout routine. It's funny how the more you do something, the easier it gets. I started out going 2 miles in 30 minutes on the elliptical, working at level 1 and having to take a break every ten minutes. Now I'm going 3 miles in 30 minutes, working at level 4 and taking no breaks at all. Still not a workout queen . . . that's not even my goal. But it's funny how something can go from exhausting to invigorating in a relatively short amount of time. But now I'm trying to get my abs on point, and my middle bro is giving me these crunches to do. No joke. But the hardest one is the plank: Get into a position as if you were going to do push ups, but rest on your forearms instead of your hands. Now, push your body slightly upwards onto your toes, keeping your weight rested on your forearms and keeping your body as straight as possible. Can you hold that position for 30 seconds? Ooh, but I could feel the burn.
Tonight was the release party for a new CD which doubled as a goodbye party for my guitar instructor and his family. I am really going to miss him. I started out knowing absolutely nothing about the guitar, and in less than a year's time, I've come so far. I might find a new instructor, and I might not. I like to think that we are irreplaceable.
I'm thankful for mentors that God has placed in my life. Recently, I had a nice chat with someone who has been a professor, minister, counselor and a friend to me and it seems like everything he says is exactly what my brain and spirit need to hear. It sounds weird, but people like him stop me from feeling alone. He knows how to successfully navigate the worlds I'm navigating right now, and he is living, godly proof that I don't have to choose. I refuse to allow anyone to force my hand.
I love monkeys. Cute, cartoonish monkeys. Particularly Curious George. If/when I have children, everything they have is going to be monkey/Curious George related. I really can't explain my attachment to him. I just think Curious George is so cute and I love him and I want other children, especially my own, to love him too. The tiny problem is that "monkey" has been historically used as a negative slur against black people, and do I want my kids to be branded with monkey imagery? (Sigh. The quandaries I create for my poor nonexistent children.) But I've decided that the solution is to reclaim the monkey. I will cleanse the stigma of monkeyness and I will refashion monkality for my purposes and rebrand it as a symbol of cute, fun-loving power.
I saw bunches of sunflowers on sale at Kroger for $6.99. Oh, they were lovely. Since I seem to be having trouble birthing my own sunbabies, I have no qualms about adoption.
Friday, August 03, 2012
Sometimes
I want a sunflower-filled refuge.
I want a place where I can have my cake and eat it too. If I have a cake, how on earth are you going to expect me to not want to eat it too?
I want to be able to exist, tensionless, in this world. I don't want you to make me feel bunched up in two extremes at the same time. I want to be able to embrace you as you are and not feel forced to divide you up. I put you over here . . . and I put you over there . . . and you can stay right here . . . and you move over just a little bit there . . . Like I'm placing an invisible sticker on everybody's forehead with a number that indicates emotional distance. No. I don't want to feel like I have on these covert layers.
I want to dash cognitive dissonance into a million pieces. Away with you, dichotomies! Away with you, either/or. Away with you, pinched face, demanding lines in the sand. I can like Curious George and Edgar Allan Poe. I can want curly-haired, dimpled, chocolate-smudged faces and a PhD. I can make a PowerPoint and strut in high heels and make mashed potatoes. I can like Christian Southern roots rock and Motown oldies. I can steel myself against self-righteous churchgoers and academicians.
I want my own language. Don't force me to speak yours. Don't try to shove words into my mouth or try to coax them out. Especially if you aren't a wordsmith. Especially if the mold of your own mouth was cast in a one-track block. Especially if you don't know how my words form or where they come from.
I want the world-weary cynics to stop being so smug. Do you think you're the only ones enlightened and tired?
I want that moment when my guitar sounds like a mellow bell. When our eyes first meet. When the sun gently nudges me awake.
I want a place where I can have my cake and eat it too. If I have a cake, how on earth are you going to expect me to not want to eat it too?
I want to be able to exist, tensionless, in this world. I don't want you to make me feel bunched up in two extremes at the same time. I want to be able to embrace you as you are and not feel forced to divide you up. I put you over here . . . and I put you over there . . . and you can stay right here . . . and you move over just a little bit there . . . Like I'm placing an invisible sticker on everybody's forehead with a number that indicates emotional distance. No. I don't want to feel like I have on these covert layers.
I want to dash cognitive dissonance into a million pieces. Away with you, dichotomies! Away with you, either/or. Away with you, pinched face, demanding lines in the sand. I can like Curious George and Edgar Allan Poe. I can want curly-haired, dimpled, chocolate-smudged faces and a PhD. I can make a PowerPoint and strut in high heels and make mashed potatoes. I can like Christian Southern roots rock and Motown oldies. I can steel myself against self-righteous churchgoers and academicians.
I want my own language. Don't force me to speak yours. Don't try to shove words into my mouth or try to coax them out. Especially if you aren't a wordsmith. Especially if the mold of your own mouth was cast in a one-track block. Especially if you don't know how my words form or where they come from.
I want the world-weary cynics to stop being so smug. Do you think you're the only ones enlightened and tired?
I want that moment when my guitar sounds like a mellow bell. When our eyes first meet. When the sun gently nudges me awake.
Wednesday, August 01, 2012
Get Yourself Together
It's not just something that you have to do. It's a state of mind.
Okay. You've had your little trips. You've done your little chilling. You've had your little time. Now it's time to kick it back into gear. Now it's time to Get Yourself Together.
Fall semester is just around the corner and you haven't decided on your classes yet? Um, I'm gonna have to ask you to Get Yourself Together.
Whining and worrying about people trying to talk to you, not knowing what to do, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Um, why are you expending precious mind energy on these cats? You need all the brain juice you can muster up. Who says you have to do anything concerning them anyway? Talk to who you want to talk to and don't talk to who you don't want to talk to. That simple. No reason to go into existential mode. Like, I said, it's time to Get Yourself Together.
Ranting about your slight weight gain? Clothes on the verge of feeling uncomfortably filled out (even though you haven't officially gone up a size)? Well, there's a rec center at your disposal with your butt's name written on it. Ain't nobody stopping you. Get Yourself Together.
Just cause you made a little extra dough teaching test prep doesn't mean that you don't have bills to pay and that you don't need to keep track of your spending. Oh, I got your attention now, don't I? I have a little 3-step program you need to follow: 1. Get. 2. Yourself. 3. Together.
Drive back to your little nest, make a shopping list and replenish your fridge, pay your bills, choose your classes and get to work! Woman up, honey. You know what time it is. It's not time to mope. It's not time to freak out. It's not time to let your eyes glaze over in nostalgic reminiscence. It's time to Get Yourself Together!
Okay. You've had your little trips. You've done your little chilling. You've had your little time. Now it's time to kick it back into gear. Now it's time to Get Yourself Together.
Fall semester is just around the corner and you haven't decided on your classes yet? Um, I'm gonna have to ask you to Get Yourself Together.
Whining and worrying about people trying to talk to you, not knowing what to do, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Um, why are you expending precious mind energy on these cats? You need all the brain juice you can muster up. Who says you have to do anything concerning them anyway? Talk to who you want to talk to and don't talk to who you don't want to talk to. That simple. No reason to go into existential mode. Like, I said, it's time to Get Yourself Together.
Ranting about your slight weight gain? Clothes on the verge of feeling uncomfortably filled out (even though you haven't officially gone up a size)? Well, there's a rec center at your disposal with your butt's name written on it. Ain't nobody stopping you. Get Yourself Together.
Just cause you made a little extra dough teaching test prep doesn't mean that you don't have bills to pay and that you don't need to keep track of your spending. Oh, I got your attention now, don't I? I have a little 3-step program you need to follow: 1. Get. 2. Yourself. 3. Together.
Drive back to your little nest, make a shopping list and replenish your fridge, pay your bills, choose your classes and get to work! Woman up, honey. You know what time it is. It's not time to mope. It's not time to freak out. It's not time to let your eyes glaze over in nostalgic reminiscence. It's time to Get Yourself Together!
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Meat on My Bones or Making Sense
This is not going to be another slight weight gain rant, but people keep saying stuff, for real. Was I that skinny before? C'mon.
Anyway, I'm thinking about some other stuff now. I know this might not make sense, but I'm going to try to explain it. And maybe I can make it make sense to myself in the process.
You know how there are people other people think you should be with? Those other people are people with good intentions. Those other people think you should be with particular people because it makes sense. And I'm not even talking about the racial "sense" that crops up more often than not in the South. I'm saying common sense. Look, he's young, living for God, educated, stable, talented . . . why not? I know. Really, I know. But while other people ask "Why not?" I ask, "Why?"
I don't have anything against them. But neither do I have anything for them. Do you know what I mean?
And part of me feels badly because it would make so much sense for me to be "open minded" and just be with them, but I can't because I'm too weird/picky/just not feeling them.
Mind you, perhaps some have tried, yet, because of my finicky ways, they got shot down. But perhaps some haven't even tried though they've had ample opportunity. And for the latter situation, what makes you (rather, those other people who think I should just "be open" to them) think they are even interested enough to want to try?
To be fair, I have been on the other end of the stick. A person who "made sense" for someone else, but was ultimately turned down. Not for any personal defect, I've come to realize, but just because. It made sense, but that was about it. I get it.
But sometimes I wonder if my aversion, if you will, to the people who make sense is as a result of other people wanting me to be with them. Like, I subconsciously don't want to be with them simply because of the very idea of other people thinking that I should. Oh, boy.
But here's another little twist. What about people who don't necessarily make sense, who other people wouldn't necessarily encourage me to be open to, but who meet all of the allowable criteria (faith, education, stability) and who (and this is what gives it a twist) are trying to holla at me and (here's what gives it another twist) who I might consider?
Well, what's the problem there? you may ask. I know. Sigh. I know. It's just that then I find myself kind of shutting them down, too because part of me feels like, dude, really? Like, since it doesn't "make sense" for them to even try to talk to me, I subconsciously give them a hard time because I know they wouldn't be considered ideal by the other people with good intentions, and maybe even to me. Like, what makes him think he's my kind of guy or that I'm his kind of girl?
Who cares about what other people think? you may ask. In my mind, I don't care. But in reality, I do.
Sometimes I feel like my choices are 1. guy who makes sense but isn't particularly attractive (not looks-wise, necessarily, but just to me in general) or 2. guy who's interested and perhaps interesting but doesn't seem would be a good fit and I'm too hesitant to find out if he actually would.
Why can't there just be a guy who makes sense AND is interesting to me? It would make me feel so much more comfortable. If other people were like, "he would be perfect" and I felt like, "I like this guy" at the same time.
I know, kind of crazy and self-psychoanalytical. I'm probably making things much more difficult and convoluted than they really need to be. But this is my brain, and this is how it works. What can I say?
Anyway, I'm thinking about some other stuff now. I know this might not make sense, but I'm going to try to explain it. And maybe I can make it make sense to myself in the process.
You know how there are people other people think you should be with? Those other people are people with good intentions. Those other people think you should be with particular people because it makes sense. And I'm not even talking about the racial "sense" that crops up more often than not in the South. I'm saying common sense. Look, he's young, living for God, educated, stable, talented . . . why not? I know. Really, I know. But while other people ask "Why not?" I ask, "Why?"
I don't have anything against them. But neither do I have anything for them. Do you know what I mean?
And part of me feels badly because it would make so much sense for me to be "open minded" and just be with them, but I can't because I'm too weird/picky/just not feeling them.
Mind you, perhaps some have tried, yet, because of my finicky ways, they got shot down. But perhaps some haven't even tried though they've had ample opportunity. And for the latter situation, what makes you (rather, those other people who think I should just "be open" to them) think they are even interested enough to want to try?
To be fair, I have been on the other end of the stick. A person who "made sense" for someone else, but was ultimately turned down. Not for any personal defect, I've come to realize, but just because. It made sense, but that was about it. I get it.
But sometimes I wonder if my aversion, if you will, to the people who make sense is as a result of other people wanting me to be with them. Like, I subconsciously don't want to be with them simply because of the very idea of other people thinking that I should. Oh, boy.
But here's another little twist. What about people who don't necessarily make sense, who other people wouldn't necessarily encourage me to be open to, but who meet all of the allowable criteria (faith, education, stability) and who (and this is what gives it a twist) are trying to holla at me and (here's what gives it another twist) who I might consider?
Well, what's the problem there? you may ask. I know. Sigh. I know. It's just that then I find myself kind of shutting them down, too because part of me feels like, dude, really? Like, since it doesn't "make sense" for them to even try to talk to me, I subconsciously give them a hard time because I know they wouldn't be considered ideal by the other people with good intentions, and maybe even to me. Like, what makes him think he's my kind of guy or that I'm his kind of girl?
Who cares about what other people think? you may ask. In my mind, I don't care. But in reality, I do.
Sometimes I feel like my choices are 1. guy who makes sense but isn't particularly attractive (not looks-wise, necessarily, but just to me in general) or 2. guy who's interested and perhaps interesting but doesn't seem would be a good fit and I'm too hesitant to find out if he actually would.
Why can't there just be a guy who makes sense AND is interesting to me? It would make me feel so much more comfortable. If other people were like, "he would be perfect" and I felt like, "I like this guy" at the same time.
I know, kind of crazy and self-psychoanalytical. I'm probably making things much more difficult and convoluted than they really need to be. But this is my brain, and this is how it works. What can I say?
Sunday, July 15, 2012
Passive-Aggressive Rant: Weight Edition
Dear people feeling it necessary to comment on my slight weight gain,
Ya'll are bringing out the tae kwon do in me. For real, ya'll are making me want to right-hand strike folks in the throat and snap kick people in the gut. You're bringing all of the moves I learned all the way back to the forefront of my mind.
I'm reasonable. Look, I know that perhaps I used to be a stick, so any bit of weight I gain is noticeable. I understand that. I know you're not implying that I'm getting fat or that I'm overweight. I get it. Maybe even, in your old school minds, commenting that I've gained a bit of weight is some Southern version of a compliment. I understand. But let me break something down for you:
First of all, most people who gain weight already know. You know why? Because they're THEM. Do you know what I mean? Guess who the first person who noticed that they gained weight was? THEMSELVES.
Second of all, since when was it hunky dory to tell a grown woman she's put on some weight? Or worse yet, to ask, "Have you put on some weight?" with a smile. Do you really think that is a question I'm going to answer with a bubbly giggle? Especially when you ask it within the earshot of several other people?
Third of all, sit back. I'm still what most would consider on the thin side. I still wear a size 4. Yeah, I said it. I WEAR A SIZE 4! So stop acting like I've gone up three dress sizes or something. Geez.
I don't know what it will take for you to realize that commenting upon my little bit of extra junk is not cool. It's not. It's not cool, it's not hot, it's not cute, it's not the business, and it's certainly not any of YO business. I'm young, I'm cute, and I wear a size 4. Boom! So, chill out.
Sincerely,
Me
Ya'll are bringing out the tae kwon do in me. For real, ya'll are making me want to right-hand strike folks in the throat and snap kick people in the gut. You're bringing all of the moves I learned all the way back to the forefront of my mind.
I'm reasonable. Look, I know that perhaps I used to be a stick, so any bit of weight I gain is noticeable. I understand that. I know you're not implying that I'm getting fat or that I'm overweight. I get it. Maybe even, in your old school minds, commenting that I've gained a bit of weight is some Southern version of a compliment. I understand. But let me break something down for you:
First of all, most people who gain weight already know. You know why? Because they're THEM. Do you know what I mean? Guess who the first person who noticed that they gained weight was? THEMSELVES.
Second of all, since when was it hunky dory to tell a grown woman she's put on some weight? Or worse yet, to ask, "Have you put on some weight?" with a smile. Do you really think that is a question I'm going to answer with a bubbly giggle? Especially when you ask it within the earshot of several other people?
Third of all, sit back. I'm still what most would consider on the thin side. I still wear a size 4. Yeah, I said it. I WEAR A SIZE 4! So stop acting like I've gone up three dress sizes or something. Geez.
I don't know what it will take for you to realize that commenting upon my little bit of extra junk is not cool. It's not. It's not cool, it's not hot, it's not cute, it's not the business, and it's certainly not any of YO business. I'm young, I'm cute, and I wear a size 4. Boom! So, chill out.
Sincerely,
Me
Thursday, July 12, 2012
On Confidence
Confidence, or the lack thereof, has been one of my big issues. In fact, the decisions I've made, the things I think about myself and others . . . almost everything can be traced back to the idea of confidence.
First, let me back up and talk about a couple of moments I've had recently.
1. My guitar instructor is moving away. Nooooo! It took everything in me not to out and out cry in front of the poor man during our last lesson. I reined it in and simply teared up a little bit. Good me. Like, I understand that he's doing what God has called him to do, and he's doing what's best for his family. This awesome opportunity opened up for him, and why shouldn't he take it? But I couldn't shake the sense that I was being somehow abandoned. Like, it hasn't even been quite a year since I started learning the guitar, and I've come so far with him. I'd gotten used to him and his teaching style, he's very familiar with the type of music that I'm interested in . . . it's like, I've just gotten started and now you're moving on bigger and better things?
2. Another friend of mine is moving to another country for a year to work. Noooo! I know he's bummed by having to leave his family behind for this gig, but he's doing his thing, moving on, enriching his resume, doing what he has to do to provide for his family. I'm totally there with him. I'm happy for him. But again, I feel left behind. Like, happy, but at the same time, somehow unsettled that positive, exciting change is happening to people around me.
3. Going to the doctor for annoying things that get on my nerves and make me feel insecure. No need to go into detail, and nothing serious in the least bit, but sometimes it just makes me want to cry. Why can't myself just be a normal self?
4. Babies. I've fallen in love with my professor's gorgeous child, and apparently, he's pretty taken with me, too. Beautiful eyes and long lashes and curly hair and dimples. I went over to read him Green Eggs and Ham. In Spanish. ("Sam-I-am" becomes "Juan Ramón." It had to rhyme with jamón.) He was snuggly and sweet and cute and I just wanted to tear up. My professor is amazing, only 3 years my senior and is this ridiculous genius with a career, husband and kid. I'm going to see a good friend next week who also has a ridiculously cute little boy. I have another friend with twinsies on the way. Again, I have this overwhelming feeling of happiness that I'm being included in these children's lives in some way. I'm glad that I'm a part of so many families. But this tiny little "left behind" bug keeps buzzing. Reminding me that one day my biological clock's alarm is going to go off and hitting the snooze button isn't an option.
I admit these insecurities because I realize that it boils down to confidence. The reason I feel left behind or insecure or unsettled by what I'm experiencing and what others are experiencing is because I'm not confident about where I am, who I am, and my place in life. It's really that simple.
I have to constantly take time to reaffirm my station. My identity in Christ. To own who I am. All my irregularities, idiosyncrasies, and tendencies to cry. To be comfortable in this skin, in this state, and in this place where I've been planted for this season.
God is not going to give me a by on trusting Him. He's not going to let me off the hook not trusting that He's a God of His Word. Not being confident in what He's doing with me. I must solidify the knowledge of His sovereignty and my fitness for His work. My existence, as is, is worthy, appropriate and fitting, because it's being orchestrated by Him. I have to let that nugget sink in, and step up to the plate.
First, let me back up and talk about a couple of moments I've had recently.
1. My guitar instructor is moving away. Nooooo! It took everything in me not to out and out cry in front of the poor man during our last lesson. I reined it in and simply teared up a little bit. Good me. Like, I understand that he's doing what God has called him to do, and he's doing what's best for his family. This awesome opportunity opened up for him, and why shouldn't he take it? But I couldn't shake the sense that I was being somehow abandoned. Like, it hasn't even been quite a year since I started learning the guitar, and I've come so far with him. I'd gotten used to him and his teaching style, he's very familiar with the type of music that I'm interested in . . . it's like, I've just gotten started and now you're moving on bigger and better things?
2. Another friend of mine is moving to another country for a year to work. Noooo! I know he's bummed by having to leave his family behind for this gig, but he's doing his thing, moving on, enriching his resume, doing what he has to do to provide for his family. I'm totally there with him. I'm happy for him. But again, I feel left behind. Like, happy, but at the same time, somehow unsettled that positive, exciting change is happening to people around me.
3. Going to the doctor for annoying things that get on my nerves and make me feel insecure. No need to go into detail, and nothing serious in the least bit, but sometimes it just makes me want to cry. Why can't myself just be a normal self?
4. Babies. I've fallen in love with my professor's gorgeous child, and apparently, he's pretty taken with me, too. Beautiful eyes and long lashes and curly hair and dimples. I went over to read him Green Eggs and Ham. In Spanish. ("Sam-I-am" becomes "Juan Ramón." It had to rhyme with jamón.) He was snuggly and sweet and cute and I just wanted to tear up. My professor is amazing, only 3 years my senior and is this ridiculous genius with a career, husband and kid. I'm going to see a good friend next week who also has a ridiculously cute little boy. I have another friend with twinsies on the way. Again, I have this overwhelming feeling of happiness that I'm being included in these children's lives in some way. I'm glad that I'm a part of so many families. But this tiny little "left behind" bug keeps buzzing. Reminding me that one day my biological clock's alarm is going to go off and hitting the snooze button isn't an option.
I admit these insecurities because I realize that it boils down to confidence. The reason I feel left behind or insecure or unsettled by what I'm experiencing and what others are experiencing is because I'm not confident about where I am, who I am, and my place in life. It's really that simple.
I have to constantly take time to reaffirm my station. My identity in Christ. To own who I am. All my irregularities, idiosyncrasies, and tendencies to cry. To be comfortable in this skin, in this state, and in this place where I've been planted for this season.
God is not going to give me a by on trusting Him. He's not going to let me off the hook not trusting that He's a God of His Word. Not being confident in what He's doing with me. I must solidify the knowledge of His sovereignty and my fitness for His work. My existence, as is, is worthy, appropriate and fitting, because it's being orchestrated by Him. I have to let that nugget sink in, and step up to the plate.
Sunday, July 08, 2012
We got issues.
"Issues" as a term is a little played out, but not to Christians. We got issues. Heaven and Hell ones, that is.
I was thinking about the concept of "Heaven and Hell issues" today when I finally quit playing and decided to heed my pastor's wife's call for me to join the church choir. Of course, there's the obligatory "commitment form." Y'all know what I'm talking about. Let me be clear, I have 100% no problem with signing a commitment form. I think it's a good idea. People need to be held accountable, they need to be aware of expectations, and they need to be in one accord with the teachings of a particular church if they are committing themselves to serving at that church, especially in such a public manner.
But I couldn't help but inwardly smile when she assured me that she doesn't feel these are all "Heaven and Hell issues." In other words, "I don't think everyone has to do all of these things to get to Heaven." I know, sister, I know. I got you.
But like I said, it got me to thinking. It got me to thinking about why we even feel the need to delineate things as Heaven or Hell issues or not in the first place.
I thought of this amazing analogy. Okay, we have (we're supposed to have) a relationship with God, right? Okay, so what if you got married (maybe you already are, so this analogy will be even more powerful) and your man was like, "Hey, sweetheart, would you divorce me if I left the toilet seat up?" And then you'd laugh, and say, "No, honey, how ridiculous! I love you. Why would you even ask that?" And then the next day he was like, "Hey, babe, would you divorce me if I left my clothes in a pile on the floor?" And you'd be like, "No, sweetie! I would never divorce you over something that insignificant." And what if the next day he asked, "Honey, would you divorce me if I forgot your birthday, our anniversary, and didn't get you anything for Valentine's Day?" Now, you're starting to get a little worried. This time you'd reply, "Baby, I don't think any of those things are bad enough to want to get a divorce over. I could see if you cheated on me or abused me or did something else that broke our marriage vows, but . . . I don't understand. Why do you want to know what it would take for me to divorce you?" And what if he answered, "Because I love you, and I don't want to lose you, so I don't want to do whatever it is that would make you want to get a divorce." And then you get really worried, because you realize how backwards that sounds. You get a little defensive and reply, "Well, if you loved me, then why wouldn't you want to know what it would take for me to want to stay with you? To want to be with you all the time? Why wouldn't you want to know what it is that would make me happy? What you could do to please me? What you could do that would bring us closer?"
Imagine that. If you had a husband who said he loved you, but really only cared about not doing anything that would make you want a divorce. I mean, what? He's not doing anything wrong. He's not breaking your wedding vows. He's not neglecting you or abusing you or cheating on you or anything. So, what's the problem?
I think that sometimes Christians are the husband in this analogy and the wife is God. It's not exact, of course, and I know it's kind of crazy since God is always described in masculine terms, but I think it fits in this case.
All the "standards" I uphold are not salvific. I get it. But if you tell me that how I live my life doesn't matter, I respectfully disagree. What "matters"? That me and God are cool as long as I'm not violating his Word?
There is nothing I can do, in my human ability, to make God love me more. There is nothing I can do, in my humanity, to earn His grace. That's why it's called grace. Because it's given to someone undeserving of it; it's bestowed upon someone without them having earned it. But that doesn't mean that setting myself apart for His glory by my appearance, activities and behavior is therefore deemed irrelevant. If our commitment to Him is based on "Heaven or Hell issues," I think we need to reevaluate what it means to be in a relationship with Him.
I was thinking about the concept of "Heaven and Hell issues" today when I finally quit playing and decided to heed my pastor's wife's call for me to join the church choir. Of course, there's the obligatory "commitment form." Y'all know what I'm talking about. Let me be clear, I have 100% no problem with signing a commitment form. I think it's a good idea. People need to be held accountable, they need to be aware of expectations, and they need to be in one accord with the teachings of a particular church if they are committing themselves to serving at that church, especially in such a public manner.
But I couldn't help but inwardly smile when she assured me that she doesn't feel these are all "Heaven and Hell issues." In other words, "I don't think everyone has to do all of these things to get to Heaven." I know, sister, I know. I got you.
But like I said, it got me to thinking. It got me to thinking about why we even feel the need to delineate things as Heaven or Hell issues or not in the first place.
I thought of this amazing analogy. Okay, we have (we're supposed to have) a relationship with God, right? Okay, so what if you got married (maybe you already are, so this analogy will be even more powerful) and your man was like, "Hey, sweetheart, would you divorce me if I left the toilet seat up?" And then you'd laugh, and say, "No, honey, how ridiculous! I love you. Why would you even ask that?" And then the next day he was like, "Hey, babe, would you divorce me if I left my clothes in a pile on the floor?" And you'd be like, "No, sweetie! I would never divorce you over something that insignificant." And what if the next day he asked, "Honey, would you divorce me if I forgot your birthday, our anniversary, and didn't get you anything for Valentine's Day?" Now, you're starting to get a little worried. This time you'd reply, "Baby, I don't think any of those things are bad enough to want to get a divorce over. I could see if you cheated on me or abused me or did something else that broke our marriage vows, but . . . I don't understand. Why do you want to know what it would take for me to divorce you?" And what if he answered, "Because I love you, and I don't want to lose you, so I don't want to do whatever it is that would make you want to get a divorce." And then you get really worried, because you realize how backwards that sounds. You get a little defensive and reply, "Well, if you loved me, then why wouldn't you want to know what it would take for me to want to stay with you? To want to be with you all the time? Why wouldn't you want to know what it is that would make me happy? What you could do to please me? What you could do that would bring us closer?"
Imagine that. If you had a husband who said he loved you, but really only cared about not doing anything that would make you want a divorce. I mean, what? He's not doing anything wrong. He's not breaking your wedding vows. He's not neglecting you or abusing you or cheating on you or anything. So, what's the problem?
I think that sometimes Christians are the husband in this analogy and the wife is God. It's not exact, of course, and I know it's kind of crazy since God is always described in masculine terms, but I think it fits in this case.
All the "standards" I uphold are not salvific. I get it. But if you tell me that how I live my life doesn't matter, I respectfully disagree. What "matters"? That me and God are cool as long as I'm not violating his Word?
There is nothing I can do, in my human ability, to make God love me more. There is nothing I can do, in my humanity, to earn His grace. That's why it's called grace. Because it's given to someone undeserving of it; it's bestowed upon someone without them having earned it. But that doesn't mean that setting myself apart for His glory by my appearance, activities and behavior is therefore deemed irrelevant. If our commitment to Him is based on "Heaven or Hell issues," I think we need to reevaluate what it means to be in a relationship with Him.
Wednesday, July 04, 2012
The Power of One, Round Two
Me at a Singles' conference. Lord, how far I've come.
Many times I look back at what I used to think and feel pained. But sometimes I look back and smile. What's funny are the times that I was innocently misguided or too headstrong for my own good. So fiercely sure, so passionately staid, but at the same time, so insecure. "I-will-never's" use to flow so unironically from my mouth. I can see how I blocked myself into a frustrating box. I can see how I clamored to get out, how I outrageously "freed" myself from it, not realizing that it was totally self-imposed.
At a little get-together with some friends in my program, I met a guy from Chile who was also a public high school teacher for a time in his own country, and who is now getting his PhD, prompted by similar circumstances I experienced. We were in stitches at the black comedy of it all. Es gracioso, pero es triste. It's funny, but it's sad. But we kept laughing. That's sometimes how I feel about where God has brought me, and what I've experienced in order to finally see what He's been trying to show me all along.
In the wake of a conference, you're high on Jesus crack. You know that you can conquer the world for God. Purpose, direction, revelation, and ooh, girl, I LOVE this song and you grab your tambourine and play it like your life depended on it. But what matters is what you do when you get back. When you wake up on Monday morning and are greeted by the steady sound of the air blowing out of your A/C units.
It was a Singles' conference, yes. But I went last year. And if it had turned out to be the Singles' conference that lurked in the shadows down the corridors of my fears, I would not have returned. But return I did. Here are a few things that I know I need to remember:
1. You are not your own. My attitude about where I am right now used to be so wrong. "Yeah. It's not like this is what I've always wanted to do, but here I am. I guess you could kind of say I ended up here. But I'm cool with it." Um, excuse me, you didn't just "end up" here. How dare you imply that the breath of God blew you down this path like a tumbleweed? He very specifically placed you where you are, and not so that you could be "cool with it." In fact, it has much less to do with your level of "coolness" with your life station, and much more to do with His glory. You are fulfilling a godly purpose right now, not merely trying to work yourself up to "being content" in spite of everything. I had to get my mind right about that one. I am in preparation mode, and it should not be taken lightly or flippantly. What I am doing right now is equipping me to bring glory to Him.
2. God is not expecting you to do something you are not equipped to do. We totally make things more complicated than they need be. Fulfilling our purpose in life is not some ultra-spiritual, esoteric formula that you have to fast 40 days and 40 nights in order to receive the key to. It's as simple as sharing with others what God has given you. He's not going to ask you to do something you aren't able to do. He's not expecting you to complete a task that you don't already have to tools to complete it with. When Jesus fed the 5,000 it was because a boy gave up his lunch. Not because a boy did 50 spiritual incantations, did a series of acrobatic contortions and doused every soul with a spirit of double anointing. He simply gave what he had. That's all God is asking us to do. Give unto others what He's given to you.
3. There is therefore now NO condemnation. Stop condemning yourself. Do you think God is surprised by our human frailty? Stop working yourself up over things God has long since forgiven you for, and stop using it as an excuse to stay on the sidelines.
4. God has not given us the spirit of fear. When you are fearful, you have no confidence in God, and when you have no confidence in God, you have no confidence in yourself, and when you have no confidence in yourself, you effectively make yourself unavailable for God to use. "Hey, God, you know all that work for Your kingdom I'm supposed to be doing? Well, I'm scared, inept, incapable and inferior, so You're going to have to find someone else." That's what you're telling God when you allow fear to immobilize you. I refuse to give in to it any longer.
5. To whom much is given, much is required. Stop wishing for some fantasy of a "regular life." Girl, your life has been un-regular since day one. Stop looking at that fact as a liability. As some kind of strain of weirdoitis for which you're still searching for the cure. Own your uniqueness. Own who you are. Own the fact that there is a reason God has brought you down a unique path. Since God has given you many gifts, you're going to have to continue to make many more sacrifices, do much more waiting and do much more work. You already know it's not going to be easy, so you can stop acting surprised about that. You can also stop acting like it's some kind of cosmic punishment. God is going to be right there, and you aren't going to have to do it alone.
6. He knows the way that I take. Essentially, God's got this. He's got you. You really don't have anything to worry about. Unless you want to. And you know how fun worrying is. For God's sake, stop reading those articles about the dismal statistics concerning the personal lives of educated black women. Stop thinking you haven't done something right, or that there's some magic thing you have to do. Think back to all the times you tried to do stuff on your own. Yeah, that's what I thought.
7. The same power that raised Jesus from the dead is in you. Kind of self-explanatory. God has invested you with His Spirit. You literally possess all you need. Step out in confidence in the power God has bestowed upon you.
My friends and I stayed in Memphis for service on Sunday. There was a tongues and interpretation right before we left. This phrase sums everything up: "Try me, and I will reward your faith." What an encouraging promise. If we step out in faith, God is going to back that faith up with His power.
And yes, for the record, a couple of folks did try to holla. It was a Singles' conference, after all.
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Ye Have Not Because Ye Ask Not
Sometimes we're (okay . . . I'm) afraid to specifically ask the Lord for something because I feel like . . . well, He already knows my wants and needs, He's God, He's omnipotent, etc. If I really needed what I wanted (okay, that sounds kind of weird) or, let's say if it were God's timing for me to have whatever it is that I wanted, then I would have it, right?
Plus, sometimes I'm afraid to admit I even want something. Because when you want something that you don't have, either you're not "content in the state that you're in," or you're "needy." Do you know what I mean? I don't want to be needy, and I don't want to be unhappy with where I'm at right now. So, sometimes it seems like admitting I have a want is admitting I have a weakness.
But in the gospels, Jesus spends a lot of time encouraging people to ask of God. As a child would ask of her father.
If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him? (Mat. 7:11)
So, I'm trying to change my attitude about asking. Even though He already knows, He wants us to make it known.
Plus, sometimes I'm afraid to admit I even want something. Because when you want something that you don't have, either you're not "content in the state that you're in," or you're "needy." Do you know what I mean? I don't want to be needy, and I don't want to be unhappy with where I'm at right now. So, sometimes it seems like admitting I have a want is admitting I have a weakness.
But in the gospels, Jesus spends a lot of time encouraging people to ask of God. As a child would ask of her father.
If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him? (Mat. 7:11)
So, I'm trying to change my attitude about asking. Even though He already knows, He wants us to make it known.
Monday, June 25, 2012
What I Don't Want
A dude who is insecure.
I mean, I know I have my little insecurity demons that I wrestle with, but I've learned (finally) not to let it control my actions. I realize how unattractive it is. I don't want a man who needs constant prodding, who always second guesses himself, who is immobilized by his lack of self-confidence. I don't want that kind of person, and I realize even more that I can't allow myself to be that kind of person.
I also don't want a dude who takes me for granted / needs constant convincing.
If you don't recognize the value of who I am, what I bring to the table, the richness and variety of my experiences and gifts, my attractiveness as a whole person; if you can't see that, then don't waste my time. I would hate to be in a position where I would have to continually prove to someone that they made the right choice. I realize that a relationship is work. I realize that there will never be a time when either one can just kick back and not put any effort into maintaining the relationship. But what I mean is that I want to be sure of my partner's esteem of me. I want to be cherished and valued, not made to prove my worth.
I most certainly don't want a dude who is negative.
Negative people really are the worst. They're energy sappers. Their vision is as broad as a pinhole. I wouldn't be able to deal with that day in and day out. I'm not saying the guy has to hop out of bed every morning whistling and skipping (that would be annoying), but I'm saying that I wouldn't be able to stand him if he had a negative mindset.
Just a few midnight musings . . .
Friday, June 22, 2012
Sunflower Lessons
When I first planted them, there were three which had sprung up relatively quickly in a little orange planter that I had, whereas none of the seeds I planted in the red planter had sprung up at all. I very quickly wrote the seeds that I had put in the red one off. Had I done something wrong? . . . maybe I over watered them or planted them too close together? . . . whatever the cause, I decided that it wasn't going to happen in the red planter. I had planted all the seeds at the same time, hadn't I? They should've all sprung up at the same time, shouldn't they have? But time has a funny way of changing things. In the end, two of the three sprouts that had sprung up so quickly in the orange one got munched on by some woodland creature (my best guess) whereas two started growing in the red pot and are now very solid and are developing thicker stalks. The remaining one in the orange pot is continuing to grow but is a little smaller and weaker than the late bloomers in the red pot even though it began to grow long before the others.
I dunno. I like to think that things just don't happen by chance. Perhaps God was trying to show me that I need to be much more patient and trusting. Just because something happens very quickly in one instance doesn't mean it's going to last or be strong in the end. Just because something doesn't happen when I think it should in another instance doesn't mean I've done something wrong or that it won't ever happen. Just wait, trust, and let time and nature take its course. You never know, so don't write things off or give up hope so easily.
Another sunflower lesson has its origins a year ago. A year ago, I was living in my hometown, going through a rough, uncertain time, but I taught the Toddler's class on Sunday mornings. Teaching that class was one of the bright spots that kept me going. I taught a lesson on faith, held up a sunflower seed, and asked my children if they thought this teeny tiny seed could grow into a great big beautiful sunflower. Trusting, innocent, believing, they all nodded emphatically. We planted them and watered them every Sunday. And they did grow into big, beautiful sunflowers. I moved on. The sunflowers eventually died, and and the flowerbed lay empty.
But on visits home, I noticed a stalk growing outside of the flowerbed. It looked like a weed, and I was sure the church maintenance guy would pull it when he had the chance. But one day church people back home texted and posted pictures on my FB wall of a gargantuan, lone sunflower towering outside of the flowerbed. I was told that people arrived to church that morning and were shocked to see a gigantic sunflower, just sitting there. It suddenly bloomed and took everyone by surprise. "How did that get there?" People took pictures standing by it to show how tall it was.
No one had planted it. It was dropped into the ground by one of the dying sunflowers. It wasn't even within the confines of the flowerbed. No one had watered it. No one took care of it. No one even knew it was there, or what it was, until it suddenly appeared. It grew alone, aided by nothing other than rain and sunshine. It wasn't planned, neatly arranged into a special flowerbed, watered every week. It just happened. And when it did, it was a beautiful surprise. A very poignant symbol of hope.
I live in the flowerbed. I plan, I write things down in my calendar, I do what I can to ensure that it all goes right. It's easy to lose hope when you base your perspective on what things seem like right now. Nothing is growing . . . nothing is happening. Are all my plans and efforts for naught? But outside of that "flowerbed" I've confined myself to, things are growing and changing that I have no idea about. Nothing is really within my power to control, despite my efforts. Things are so much grander than my scope. I have to remember that. And I shouldn't be afraid to hope for a beautiful surprise.
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
. . . And Then I Started Laughing
In Portuguese class, learning reflexive verbs. Me lavo o cabelo. I wash my hair. Except I don't wash my hair every day (as the little communicative activity in the book assumed) because my hair é diferente. So, I began attempting to explain to my classmates with whom I was completing the communicative activity (owners of non-Negroid hair) why. You know that feeling when you feel that all eyes are on you right before you look around? I felt that, and I realized the rest of the class (not in my group, yet also owners of non-Negroid hair) were hanging on my every word . . . and then I started laughing.
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
The Secret Life of Homegirl
There have been reports of a 30-year-old overachiever at large. She is considered charmed and humorous. I repeat, she is considered charmed and humorous.
Homegirl: Excuse me, kind sun, would you mind sparing a few rays? I've fallen on hard times and (sniff), I need to feed my sunbabies.
Sun: (walking briskly by, thinking to himself) How do I really know what she's going to use it for? She could take my sunrays and use them up on her rainbow maker. All these solar energy junkies looking for a handout. What? Do I grow on trees? (shakes head) People must really think I shine for free.
"So, yeah, I gotta prep for this test prep course I'm teaching."
"You have to prepare to teach people how to prepare! That's SO meta."
Dear Diary,
I woke up this morning and made it to Portuguese class right on time. Eu tenho fome quando eu não como café da manhã. Estou com pressa quando eu acordo tarde. Then I played a Third Day song at my guitar lesson. Now, I'm going to have Globe chips and root beer for my friend's birthday. I think I'm going to save my Brazilian coffee for when I need to stay up to write a paper. Oh, Diary, I wish people understood that putting strawberries in a non-fruit salad isn't weird if you use creamy poppyseed dressing.
Directions: Choose the correct answer. Hint: There may be more than one.
1. Your biological clock is ticking and you only have 10 somewhat reasonable childbearing years left. Do you:
a. Finally break down and join whatever Singles.net
b. Cover your ears and say "la-la-la-la-la" very loudly if anyone begins a question with "So, do you have a boyfr-"
c. Go to a restaurant, and if the waiter is cute, wait until he asks, "Is there anything else I can do for you?" and then smile seductively and say, "Maybe," breathlessly
d. Arrange for Idris Elba to be kidnapped, indoctrinated, and delivered to your doorstep
e. Get some eggs frozen now and save them for a rainy day
Little Timmy: Are you a grownup?
Homegirl: Um . . . yes.
Little Timmy: Oh. I thought you were just a teenager.
Homegirl: (Laughs.) Okay . . . well, what makes someone a grownup?
Little Timmy: If you have a house, car and kids, that makes you a grownup.
Homegirl: (to self) Wow. Only one out of three. I guess I have a lot of growing up to do.
Homegirl: Excuse me, kind sun, would you mind sparing a few rays? I've fallen on hard times and (sniff), I need to feed my sunbabies.
Sun: (walking briskly by, thinking to himself) How do I really know what she's going to use it for? She could take my sunrays and use them up on her rainbow maker. All these solar energy junkies looking for a handout. What? Do I grow on trees? (shakes head) People must really think I shine for free.
"So, yeah, I gotta prep for this test prep course I'm teaching."
"You have to prepare to teach people how to prepare! That's SO meta."
Dear Diary,
I woke up this morning and made it to Portuguese class right on time. Eu tenho fome quando eu não como café da manhã. Estou com pressa quando eu acordo tarde. Then I played a Third Day song at my guitar lesson. Now, I'm going to have Globe chips and root beer for my friend's birthday. I think I'm going to save my Brazilian coffee for when I need to stay up to write a paper. Oh, Diary, I wish people understood that putting strawberries in a non-fruit salad isn't weird if you use creamy poppyseed dressing.
Directions: Choose the correct answer. Hint: There may be more than one.
1. Your biological clock is ticking and you only have 10 somewhat reasonable childbearing years left. Do you:
a. Finally break down and join whatever Singles.net
b. Cover your ears and say "la-la-la-la-la" very loudly if anyone begins a question with "So, do you have a boyfr-"
c. Go to a restaurant, and if the waiter is cute, wait until he asks, "Is there anything else I can do for you?" and then smile seductively and say, "Maybe," breathlessly
d. Arrange for Idris Elba to be kidnapped, indoctrinated, and delivered to your doorstep
e. Get some eggs frozen now and save them for a rainy day
Little Timmy: Are you a grownup?
Homegirl: Um . . . yes.
Little Timmy: Oh. I thought you were just a teenager.
Homegirl: (Laughs.) Okay . . . well, what makes someone a grownup?
Little Timmy: If you have a house, car and kids, that makes you a grownup.
Homegirl: (to self) Wow. Only one out of three. I guess I have a lot of growing up to do.
Friday, June 08, 2012
King James Pep Talk with a Kirk Franklin Back Up
When I wake up in the morning and my brain is like, "Nooo. I can't do it. What am I gonna do? Oh, nooo. I'm inadequate, I'm incapable, I don't know what I'm doing," it's time for a King James pep talk.
The good thing about these pep talks is that it's from the Bible. The other good thing about these pep talks is that a Kirk Franklin-esque hype man kind of voice inserts itself in there to back up the King James voice in a smooth, borderline sexy way. For example:
I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.
That's right, girl. Don't say you can't do it. Jesus got yo' back, girl. You can do all things through Him. Hold yo' head up girl, can't nothin' hold you down.
Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ.
You hear that, girl? You betta cast down them imaginations. All that stuff about "I can't" and "I'm inadequate" and "I'm incapable." You know that ain't true. And if it ain't true, it ain't of God, honey.
But he knoweth the way that I take: when he hath tried me, I shall come forth as gold.
God knows where you at, girl. You ain't alone. Keep on keepin' on, girl and you gonna come forth as gold. Sho' will.
And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.
It doesn't say SOME things, does it, girl? It says ALL things, baby. If you love God and if you are called according to His purpose, what you got to worry about, honey? God's got this thing, believe that.
I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee.
You ain't in this thing by yourself, girl. God ain't gonna leave you hangin. That's a promise on everything.
Then I shake it off, pop out of bed, and get on with my day.
The good thing about these pep talks is that it's from the Bible. The other good thing about these pep talks is that a Kirk Franklin-esque hype man kind of voice inserts itself in there to back up the King James voice in a smooth, borderline sexy way. For example:
I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.
That's right, girl. Don't say you can't do it. Jesus got yo' back, girl. You can do all things through Him. Hold yo' head up girl, can't nothin' hold you down.
Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ.
You hear that, girl? You betta cast down them imaginations. All that stuff about "I can't" and "I'm inadequate" and "I'm incapable." You know that ain't true. And if it ain't true, it ain't of God, honey.
But he knoweth the way that I take: when he hath tried me, I shall come forth as gold.
God knows where you at, girl. You ain't alone. Keep on keepin' on, girl and you gonna come forth as gold. Sho' will.
And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.
It doesn't say SOME things, does it, girl? It says ALL things, baby. If you love God and if you are called according to His purpose, what you got to worry about, honey? God's got this thing, believe that.
I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee.
You ain't in this thing by yourself, girl. God ain't gonna leave you hangin. That's a promise on everything.
Then I shake it off, pop out of bed, and get on with my day.
Sunday, June 03, 2012
I should go solo to weddings more often.
When you go solo, you are an unattached free agent. You call the shots. When you arrive, how long you stay, when you leave, who you talk to. You can weave in and out, unobligated.
It's just that the last few weddings I've been to, I've been in, so this whole "being accompanied" or not as a guest at a wedding is, surprisingly, a new concept for me.
Going to social events alone is something that I'm becoming more and more comfortable with. What I realize is that I'm an attractive person. I realize that sounds so conceited out of context. I'm not saying that I think I'm hot. I'm saying that I realize I have a lot of attractive qualities as a person. When you realize you have attractive qualities, it makes you a confident person. And when you are a confident person, it makes you feel comfortable enough with yourself to approach people, and it makes other people comfortable enough to approach you.
I wish I would have believed these things about myself more firmly a long time ago. It would have saved me a lot of heartache.
I'm glad that the 30s panic never set in. The prospect of the panic caused more anxiety than the panic itself. Now that I'm here, and now that it's a settled fact, and that I can still wake up, look in the mirror, smile, and feel a glow, I'm starting to think that maybe, just maybe, I got this.
It's just that the last few weddings I've been to, I've been in, so this whole "being accompanied" or not as a guest at a wedding is, surprisingly, a new concept for me.
Going to social events alone is something that I'm becoming more and more comfortable with. What I realize is that I'm an attractive person. I realize that sounds so conceited out of context. I'm not saying that I think I'm hot. I'm saying that I realize I have a lot of attractive qualities as a person. When you realize you have attractive qualities, it makes you a confident person. And when you are a confident person, it makes you feel comfortable enough with yourself to approach people, and it makes other people comfortable enough to approach you.
I wish I would have believed these things about myself more firmly a long time ago. It would have saved me a lot of heartache.
I'm glad that the 30s panic never set in. The prospect of the panic caused more anxiety than the panic itself. Now that I'm here, and now that it's a settled fact, and that I can still wake up, look in the mirror, smile, and feel a glow, I'm starting to think that maybe, just maybe, I got this.
Thursday, May 31, 2012
The Reason
“What does it mean
when you clap? Should I clap, too?”
“If you want to. It’s
just a way to worship along with the songs.”
He nodded, and proceeded to clap off-beat. She smiled.
She hadn’t thought he was going to come. Actually, when she’d asked, he told her that
he wouldn’t be able to. Her mission—to lead
him to the Light—had been thrown off course.
But days later, in the middle of a bus ride, he called her name and
said, “I can go.”
“You can go?” She had
nearly forgotten that she’d asked.
“I can go. To church
with you. I have a test in Madrid, but
afterward, I can meet you at Nuevos Ministerios, and we can go together.”
She was elated. A
toothy grin spread across her face. When the bus got to her stop, she got off,
and, finding him peering at her through the window, she waved as the bus pulled
away until he was out of sight.
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
"What you tryna get up to?"
Sort of a weird question, right? I thought so, too. At first I thought he meant like, what degree am I going for this time around. So, I started talking about the PhD and how long it would take when he interrupted me.
"No, no, I mean, look like you puttin' on a little weight." My eyes widened.
"Oh, really?" He nodded and smiled as only uber-observant old men smile.
"Yeah. But it sets well on you." Um, GROSS. Nobody asked you.
Anyway, despite the creepiness of that exchange, I must admit that I have put on a few pounds. I've gained ten good pounds since I've moved to Georgia. But I'm not freaking out about it or anything. Before I moved, I was stressing non-stop, jumping around from job to job, eating sparingly and erratically. I was a little underweight, honestly. But now that I've settled down into a peaceful, normal routine, more or less, I guess I've not been as active and I eat more regularly.
It isn't really noticeable. Unless you're looking really hard in places your eyes have no business looking (case in point, old dude mentioned above). It's just that things that used to kind of hang on me now fit pretty well. I don't have to buckle my belts as tightly and my dresses are now a little more filled out. That's all. It's comfortable.
But still, the fast metabolism I've inherited may be on its way to slowing down. My days of eating whatever I want whenever I want may be winding down. I've never been a work-out person. I know, it's so horrible. But I just never have. I mean, the last physical fitness endeavor that I embarked upon was that tae kwon do class I took a couple of years ago.
But just because you aren't overweight doesn't mean you don't need to stay in shape. Or exercise, or eat healthy or whatever. It's just a matter of taking care of yourself. So, when I get back to campus after my little break this week, I'm hitting that elliptical machine at the rec. I mean, my student fees are paying for it anyway. I might as well.
"No, no, I mean, look like you puttin' on a little weight." My eyes widened.
"Oh, really?" He nodded and smiled as only uber-observant old men smile.
"Yeah. But it sets well on you." Um, GROSS. Nobody asked you.
Anyway, despite the creepiness of that exchange, I must admit that I have put on a few pounds. I've gained ten good pounds since I've moved to Georgia. But I'm not freaking out about it or anything. Before I moved, I was stressing non-stop, jumping around from job to job, eating sparingly and erratically. I was a little underweight, honestly. But now that I've settled down into a peaceful, normal routine, more or less, I guess I've not been as active and I eat more regularly.
It isn't really noticeable. Unless you're looking really hard in places your eyes have no business looking (case in point, old dude mentioned above). It's just that things that used to kind of hang on me now fit pretty well. I don't have to buckle my belts as tightly and my dresses are now a little more filled out. That's all. It's comfortable.
But still, the fast metabolism I've inherited may be on its way to slowing down. My days of eating whatever I want whenever I want may be winding down. I've never been a work-out person. I know, it's so horrible. But I just never have. I mean, the last physical fitness endeavor that I embarked upon was that tae kwon do class I took a couple of years ago.
But just because you aren't overweight doesn't mean you don't need to stay in shape. Or exercise, or eat healthy or whatever. It's just a matter of taking care of yourself. So, when I get back to campus after my little break this week, I'm hitting that elliptical machine at the rec. I mean, my student fees are paying for it anyway. I might as well.
Friday, May 25, 2012
Psalm 37:4
Take delight in the Lord, and he will give you your heart's desires. (Psalm 37:4, NLT)
A lot of people (myself included) usually take this verse to mean God will grant you your desires if you "take delight" in Him.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, necessarily, provided that your desire isn't something immoral or against God's nature or whatever.
But what if it meant something else? Something a little less having to do with purely what we want? What if instead of interpreting "he will give you your heart's desires" as "He will give me what I desire," what if it meant, "He will place in my heart those desires that line up with His will for my life"?
This is not to say that our desires and the desires that line up with His will are mutually exclusive. I get very annoyed with people who espouse that they are mutually exclusive by definition because it's just unbiblical. I'm just wondering if my prayer should be, instead of "God, please grant me my desires," "God, please let what I desire be what You desire, and let what You desire be what I desire."
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Alabama Boy
“So, do you want to meet there?”
“No, no. I’ll come
pick you up.”
Great, she
thought. This can’t be a date.
Because it was just too weird. They were totally just friends. Really. But there was a niggling sense that something was different about this
night. Other times, they’d just met at Los
Amigos and ate undainty burritos or went to Quizno’s because he had a hankering
for a sub. But this time he wanted to pick her up. And take her to Cock of the Walk. In his truck.
Admittedly, it was a nice truck. Not the kind of truck an old money Southern
gentleman like him would ever go mud riding in. But her? In a truck?
With a blue-eyed Alabama boy?
No. Just . . . no. His accent was corn bread and molasses. Butter biscuits and sausage gravy. Hot cheese grits at 6 a.m. since there was
work to do, and it’s best to get an early start before the heat hits, because a
man’s gotta work.
The truck and the accent weren’t all. She was uncomfortably older than him. She was also nearly taller than him, and she
would not consider herself a Southern belle, the only type of girl she felt could appropriately match his good ol’ boy charm. No, ma’am.
Southern belles are porcelain, pampered, rosy-cheeked, drawling
darlings. She was an anti-Southern
belle. She spoke with an accentless
crispness. She was caramel and never
sunburned. She took care of herself and
didn’t expect anything from anyone. She
was a citizen of the world, dropped into the syrupy South by chance.
They were thrown together by chance. Lone students in the same fledgling
church. His idealistic, youthful zeal
drove them to start a Bible study with an outreach bent, but in the end, it was
just the two of them drinking lattes at Panera Bread, her wondering where this
was leading, him apologizing for showing up in a dirt smudged t-shirt smelling
like sweat and cut grass because he didn’t have enough time to go home and
shower after he’d finished up with his side job. Daddy took care of things, but still insisted sonny have a work ethic sweat into him.
He called to talk because she was "easy to talk to." She got him hooked on Don Miller.
He ate her poorly executed squash casserole. They went to WalMart and laughed at the names
of the different varieties of Axe hair gel until they cried. His out-of-town girlfriend got wind of one of
their burrito outings and posted a thinly veiled threat on her Facebook
wall. She told him. He rolled his eyes and shook his head in
disbelief. She backed away. Besides, they were just friends. She wasn’t trying to cause any drama.
But after Christmas break, he called and suggested
dinner. She reminded him of the
girlfriend drama. “We broke up,” he
countered. “It should have happened a
long time ago.” Oh.
So, here she was, climbing into his gas guzzling landmass of
a truck. Afraid to even consider
defining what this was. To wave off the
uncertainty that clutched them both, she started making fun of his accent. Ah don’t sownd lahk thayt. But you do, buddy. You do.
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Post-Sunday Morning Reflections: Freedom Edition
Here's my newest little revelation, compliments of this morning's message:
In Revelation, Heaven is described as having dimensions. (Whether or not these dimensions are literal is another discussion for another day.) In other words, whatever space it takes up has limits. Maybe a better way to express this is that in the description of it (whatever camp you fall into), its nature has delineations.
In addition, in the Old Testament, things that were put to holy or salvific use had to be constructed according to very detailed specifications. (Noah's ark, The Tabernacle, etc.)
However, Hell is described as being limitless, dimensionless. It's described as being enlarged and without measure, and it's repeatedly described as an abyss (or "bottomless pit" in the KJV).
I started thinking about freedom. In a spiritual sense. Is true freedom being in a limitless space or situation?
Then I started thinking about Genesis. Genesis describes a God who takes a formless void and begins organizing it. He separates light from darkness. He distinguishes the sky from the waters. There's this chaotic, scattered situation of a cosmos, and then He starts putting things in a certain order. It's like things were just all over the place, formless, and functionless, and then He started arranging things to function within specific constraints.
Is it freedom to exercise our own wills or is it freedom from chaos? What I mean is, we have freedom to exercise our own wills, regardless. I believe that humans do have free will. But is the power to exercise that will the way we see fit really freedom? I think I realize more clearly how allowing ourselves to fall within certain constraints to be free from the Hell of abyss, of the void that is the World, is the freedom that submitting to God gives us.
In Revelation, Heaven is described as having dimensions. (Whether or not these dimensions are literal is another discussion for another day.) In other words, whatever space it takes up has limits. Maybe a better way to express this is that in the description of it (whatever camp you fall into), its nature has delineations.
In addition, in the Old Testament, things that were put to holy or salvific use had to be constructed according to very detailed specifications. (Noah's ark, The Tabernacle, etc.)
However, Hell is described as being limitless, dimensionless. It's described as being enlarged and without measure, and it's repeatedly described as an abyss (or "bottomless pit" in the KJV).
I started thinking about freedom. In a spiritual sense. Is true freedom being in a limitless space or situation?
Then I started thinking about Genesis. Genesis describes a God who takes a formless void and begins organizing it. He separates light from darkness. He distinguishes the sky from the waters. There's this chaotic, scattered situation of a cosmos, and then He starts putting things in a certain order. It's like things were just all over the place, formless, and functionless, and then He started arranging things to function within specific constraints.
Is it freedom to exercise our own wills or is it freedom from chaos? What I mean is, we have freedom to exercise our own wills, regardless. I believe that humans do have free will. But is the power to exercise that will the way we see fit really freedom? I think I realize more clearly how allowing ourselves to fall within certain constraints to be free from the Hell of abyss, of the void that is the World, is the freedom that submitting to God gives us.
Friday, May 18, 2012
I'd . . .
1. probably still get a tall even though my Jittery Joe's card has 10 stamps and I can get can any drink, any size I want for free.
2. prefer to do my own work. I'm not a big group project person.
3. give you a second chance if you swallowed your pride and asked nicely.
4. never do any of the things my little brother says he would do for a million dollars.
5. eat pizza every day if I had to choose to eat one thing for the rest of my life.
6. like to learn Portuguese (and maybe go to Brazil . . . fingers crossed!) and then learn to ride a motorcycle.
7. buy that vintage Talk n' Play off of eBay just so that my future kids could also have the experience of gleefully pressing the red button despite Grover pleading with them not to.
8. have difficulty telling someone they had something stuck between their teeth or up their nose or on their face right away.
9. laugh at a corny joke.
10. appreciate it if someone told me the truth, even if it hurt to hear it.
2. prefer to do my own work. I'm not a big group project person.
3. give you a second chance if you swallowed your pride and asked nicely.
4. never do any of the things my little brother says he would do for a million dollars.
5. eat pizza every day if I had to choose to eat one thing for the rest of my life.
6. like to learn Portuguese (and maybe go to Brazil . . . fingers crossed!) and then learn to ride a motorcycle.
7. buy that vintage Talk n' Play off of eBay just so that my future kids could also have the experience of gleefully pressing the red button despite Grover pleading with them not to.
8. have difficulty telling someone they had something stuck between their teeth or up their nose or on their face right away.
9. laugh at a corny joke.
10. appreciate it if someone told me the truth, even if it hurt to hear it.
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Around the Bend
I woke up this morning with these words and as soon as I got a hold of my guitar, the melody flowed. I'm not quite pleased with my ability to play it yet, so I'll just share the words for now. I like the song, but for some reason, after it was all said and done, I realized that it's a country song. Ugh, I don't even listen to country. It's definitely not my favorite genre. I guess that's what living in the South will do to you. The countryness just permeates your psyche and you don't even realize it. Anyway, here are the lyrics. (And yes, I know they aren't grammatically correct.)
Around the Bend
Chorus:
You been waiting
You been hoping
You been seeking
You been praying
You been won'dring
Will this between time ever end?
But you never know what's around the bend!
Verse:
Woke up this morning
With a song on my heart
Woke up this morning
With my day about to start
Wrote out my list
To check off my to-do's
Yeah, I might have my plans
But Jesus has His, too . . .
Around the Bend
Chorus:
You been waiting
You been hoping
You been seeking
You been praying
You been won'dring
Will this between time ever end?
But you never know what's around the bend!
Verse:
Woke up this morning
With a song on my heart
Woke up this morning
With my day about to start
Wrote out my list
To check off my to-do's
Yeah, I might have my plans
But Jesus has His, too . . .
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Ye Have Not Because Ye Ask Not
So, my flat tire debacle had a somewhat happy ending.
Turns out that the tires were still under warranty (i.e. The tire that shredded to bits was not technically "too old"), so any balancing/rotating I needed was free of charge.
But, since the tire that I bought from WalMart wasn't one of their tires ("their" being the folks who put on my still under warranty tires) they couldn't refund me for it or give me a rebate or whatever. However . . .
"Well, since the tires were still under warranty and I had to buy a new one out of pocket, and I understand that there's nothing you can do about that since it wasn't one of yours, what if there was another service that I needed done . . . such as an oil change or something like that?"
"Yeah, we could take care of that for you. You want us to do that for you right now?"
"Yes, please." Free of charge.
Turns out that the tires were still under warranty (i.e. The tire that shredded to bits was not technically "too old"), so any balancing/rotating I needed was free of charge.
But, since the tire that I bought from WalMart wasn't one of their tires ("their" being the folks who put on my still under warranty tires) they couldn't refund me for it or give me a rebate or whatever. However . . .
"Well, since the tires were still under warranty and I had to buy a new one out of pocket, and I understand that there's nothing you can do about that since it wasn't one of yours, what if there was another service that I needed done . . . such as an oil change or something like that?"
"Yeah, we could take care of that for you. You want us to do that for you right now?"
"Yes, please." Free of charge.
Confession: Defriendment
I defriended someone on Facebook.
It was semi-retaliative, semi-preventative.
I must admit that I do feel a twinge of guilt about it. See, what had happen was . . .
I posted pics of my 30th bday party on FB. So, if you're my FB friend, then not only do you know that I turned 30, you know what I did to celebrate such an event. (Which, by the way, was a very impromptu dinner with my mom and a few friends.) A particular person who is not exactly my peer and who I only accepted as a friend because we are in the same circle of acquaintances made some very irritating comments to me under the guise of wishing me a happy birthday when he/she saw me later on that weekend.
Perhaps I should note that this person has a history of making irritating/off-color remarks and posing none-of-your-business questions in general. Not just to me.
Even though my response to his/her comments should have been enough to let any person who is somewhat adept at reading social cues know that I was not cool with what was said, part of me felt like I needed to let him/her know that I wasn't cool with what was said. I had two options: 1. Say it to his/her face or 2. Be passive-aggressive. I chose option 2.
It was so much easier than having an uncomfortable verbal confrontation. Go to FB, go to your friend list, find the person, hit "unfriend." Done. Message communicated. And, as I stated earlier, it wasn't purely retaliative. It was also preventative. I reasoned that if I had never been FB friends with him/her in the first place, he/she would never have had the opportunity to be in my business enough to know that it was my 30th birthday, etc., and therefore he/she would never have made the comments he/she made. Once he/she took the liberty to print out a picture of me taken while I was abroad to give to my mom. It was a nice picture, and it was a nice gesture, but it was also borderline creepy. Maybe that should have been my cue back then to at least put on some privacy blocks. But because I chose to be passive aggressive, it came to all-out defriendment. He/She needed to know that you can't just say crazy stuff to people and it be fine. So there. You're not my friend anymore.
But how childish does that sound? It's literally the cyber-equivalent of a kid who doesn't want to play with another kid anymore. "You're not my friend." Part of me feels badly because in retrospect, maybe option 2 was not the most mature one, and I'm pretty sure that I hurt his/her feelings.
But what can I do now? Try to re-friend him/her? Awkward. And besides, I don't necessarily want this person to have access to my stuff anyway. I know it's not a big deal in the big scheme of things. He/She will get over it. But I have this niggling sense of guilt, and I'm wondering if I need to just woman up and talk to him/her about it the next time I see him/her.
It was semi-retaliative, semi-preventative.
I must admit that I do feel a twinge of guilt about it. See, what had happen was . . .
I posted pics of my 30th bday party on FB. So, if you're my FB friend, then not only do you know that I turned 30, you know what I did to celebrate such an event. (Which, by the way, was a very impromptu dinner with my mom and a few friends.) A particular person who is not exactly my peer and who I only accepted as a friend because we are in the same circle of acquaintances made some very irritating comments to me under the guise of wishing me a happy birthday when he/she saw me later on that weekend.
Perhaps I should note that this person has a history of making irritating/off-color remarks and posing none-of-your-business questions in general. Not just to me.
Even though my response to his/her comments should have been enough to let any person who is somewhat adept at reading social cues know that I was not cool with what was said, part of me felt like I needed to let him/her know that I wasn't cool with what was said. I had two options: 1. Say it to his/her face or 2. Be passive-aggressive. I chose option 2.
It was so much easier than having an uncomfortable verbal confrontation. Go to FB, go to your friend list, find the person, hit "unfriend." Done. Message communicated. And, as I stated earlier, it wasn't purely retaliative. It was also preventative. I reasoned that if I had never been FB friends with him/her in the first place, he/she would never have had the opportunity to be in my business enough to know that it was my 30th birthday, etc., and therefore he/she would never have made the comments he/she made. Once he/she took the liberty to print out a picture of me taken while I was abroad to give to my mom. It was a nice picture, and it was a nice gesture, but it was also borderline creepy. Maybe that should have been my cue back then to at least put on some privacy blocks. But because I chose to be passive aggressive, it came to all-out defriendment. He/She needed to know that you can't just say crazy stuff to people and it be fine. So there. You're not my friend anymore.
But how childish does that sound? It's literally the cyber-equivalent of a kid who doesn't want to play with another kid anymore. "You're not my friend." Part of me feels badly because in retrospect, maybe option 2 was not the most mature one, and I'm pretty sure that I hurt his/her feelings.
But what can I do now? Try to re-friend him/her? Awkward. And besides, I don't necessarily want this person to have access to my stuff anyway. I know it's not a big deal in the big scheme of things. He/She will get over it. But I have this niggling sense of guilt, and I'm wondering if I need to just woman up and talk to him/her about it the next time I see him/her.
Monday, May 14, 2012
Adventures in Channyland: Flat Tire Edition
So, on my way to spend the weekend with my fam for Mother's Day, I got my first flat tire.I was riding along and I suddenly heard a sound like a motorcycle and said out loud, "Is that my car?" No sooner did I say that than I smelled rubber burning and saw smoke. Oh, Lord. I pulled over to the side of the road. I knew it before I got out. I had a flat tire. When I got out and took a look, my right passenger's side tire was totally in shreds. Like, the tire had just gotten worn out and shredded completely apart. Yikes. Was it because I hadn't gotten my tires rotated in a while? I sighed, and slumped back in my car. I hate when car stuff happens to me because I don't know anything about cars.
I became one of those people on the side of the road. Feeling the wind and hearing the whoosh of the cars passing me by on the interstate was my only company. Of course, I called roadside assistance, and of course, a corpulent, tatted up tow-truck driver came out and put on my spare for me.
My only recourse, he told me, was to get off on the next exit, go to WalMart, and get a new tire put on. "Cuz you ain't gonna make it to Montgomery on that spare." Thank God I wasn't in the backwoods of Podunkville. Wally World to the rescue. I even knew exactly where the WalMart was because I was right outside of Auburn. My old stomping grounds.
Another reason I despise car issues is because in order to get the issue remedied, I'm usually forced to be in a situation where, again, I don't know anything, and where I'm also in the company of uncouth men ogling me and making lame attempts to hit on me. Does it really take three of you hanging around my car to figure out what kind of tire I need? Is it necessary to suggest that a technician just wants to see my license to make sure I was "legal"? Out of my element, at the mercy of ribald tire fitters. Praise the Lord for credit cards.
Back on the road, my trip delayed by a couple of hours, soothed by the sounds of static-y NPR. Yep, CD player on the fritz again. And the rain. Instead of added gloom, I chose to view it as a free car wash from God.
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Intersession
That's what this little in-between time is called. It's those few weeks after the Spring semester is over, but before the Summer session officially begins.
The end of this semester kind of dragged. I don't know why. It seemed like last semester, at a certain point, I sprang into action like an industrious bee and knocked out 3 papers, pretty much back to back. This time, though I still got it done, my productivity came in spurts. There were a few money time, in-the-zone moments, but it seemed like last semester, those moments were sort of concentrated whereas this time they were kind of scattered. Alas. You want to know what I wrote about? I'm glad you asked.
1. The Invention of the New World - I wrote about a slave revolt and an indigenous uprising in colonial Venezuela. Pretty serious stuff. This is the first time I used hard core theory. Foucault, Derrida, Bahktin, Bhaba. Wordy, abstruse guys that make you think you're being deep.
2. Performing Latinidad - I wrote about the African-American/Latino alliances during the youth counterculture movement of the Zoot Suiters in the 40s and the contemporary hip hop movement focusing on a shift in the 90s. I never thought I'd ever be writing about gangsta rap in Spanish. But here we are.
3. Citizenship and the Nation - I compared the roles of two female protagonists in two contemporary Afro-Hispanic novels, one Peruvian and one Cuban, and how the authors used these women's experiences as a counter-discourse that challenges the official version of the histories of those nations.
When I sit back and think about the work that I did, I can't believe that I did it. When you're in the thick of it, you don't think about the finished product. You just think about slogging through it. But when you come out on the the other side, it is a rewarding feeling. It's just hard to grasp that feeling, to remind yourself of it.
The very few times I've run for student council or class president or whatever (and I'm talking elementary school, because I never dared in middle or high school) I never won. But I won my first election this year as the 2012-2013 Graduate Student Representative for the Spanish program. My fellow Americans . . . lol.
This summer is going to be the last relatively chill summer I'm probably going to have for a while. The assistantship that I won covers my first summer. I'm still doing research with my major professor, but I don't have to teach or take any classes. I'm just signed up for research hours. I still have lots to work to do, but I can work at my own pace and I have the flexibility to take time off, which is really nice, so I'm very thankful.
What do I have lined up? A road trip or two. A plane ride across the country to finally see my little nephew. I might try to submit something for publication. Not that I think it's going to get published, necessarily, but I think it'll be good for me to get my feet wet in the whole publishing process.
This Friday, I have my first guitar recital. It's just funny to say that because the last time I was involved in a recital of any sort was when I was in high school taking the piano. I feel like a kid again, back in talent showcase mode. Be proud of me, everybody! Look what I can do! Instead of mom and dad in the audience, it'll be a few friends. I guess that's what's changed. At this point in my life, I'm learning what it means to forge a family when you're a little far from your own.
Here's a random, hopeful fact: One of my birthday balloons still has helium in it and hasn't even begun to sink.
Here's a random item on my to-do list: Plant my sunflower seeds. This time, they're petite, vine-y sunflowers, not those mammoth gargantuan ones I planted last year. We'll see how they turn out.
The end of this semester kind of dragged. I don't know why. It seemed like last semester, at a certain point, I sprang into action like an industrious bee and knocked out 3 papers, pretty much back to back. This time, though I still got it done, my productivity came in spurts. There were a few money time, in-the-zone moments, but it seemed like last semester, those moments were sort of concentrated whereas this time they were kind of scattered. Alas. You want to know what I wrote about? I'm glad you asked.
1. The Invention of the New World - I wrote about a slave revolt and an indigenous uprising in colonial Venezuela. Pretty serious stuff. This is the first time I used hard core theory. Foucault, Derrida, Bahktin, Bhaba. Wordy, abstruse guys that make you think you're being deep.
2. Performing Latinidad - I wrote about the African-American/Latino alliances during the youth counterculture movement of the Zoot Suiters in the 40s and the contemporary hip hop movement focusing on a shift in the 90s. I never thought I'd ever be writing about gangsta rap in Spanish. But here we are.
3. Citizenship and the Nation - I compared the roles of two female protagonists in two contemporary Afro-Hispanic novels, one Peruvian and one Cuban, and how the authors used these women's experiences as a counter-discourse that challenges the official version of the histories of those nations.
When I sit back and think about the work that I did, I can't believe that I did it. When you're in the thick of it, you don't think about the finished product. You just think about slogging through it. But when you come out on the the other side, it is a rewarding feeling. It's just hard to grasp that feeling, to remind yourself of it.
The very few times I've run for student council or class president or whatever (and I'm talking elementary school, because I never dared in middle or high school) I never won. But I won my first election this year as the 2012-2013 Graduate Student Representative for the Spanish program. My fellow Americans . . . lol.
This summer is going to be the last relatively chill summer I'm probably going to have for a while. The assistantship that I won covers my first summer. I'm still doing research with my major professor, but I don't have to teach or take any classes. I'm just signed up for research hours. I still have lots to work to do, but I can work at my own pace and I have the flexibility to take time off, which is really nice, so I'm very thankful.
What do I have lined up? A road trip or two. A plane ride across the country to finally see my little nephew. I might try to submit something for publication. Not that I think it's going to get published, necessarily, but I think it'll be good for me to get my feet wet in the whole publishing process.
This Friday, I have my first guitar recital. It's just funny to say that because the last time I was involved in a recital of any sort was when I was in high school taking the piano. I feel like a kid again, back in talent showcase mode. Be proud of me, everybody! Look what I can do! Instead of mom and dad in the audience, it'll be a few friends. I guess that's what's changed. At this point in my life, I'm learning what it means to forge a family when you're a little far from your own.
Here's a random, hopeful fact: One of my birthday balloons still has helium in it and hasn't even begun to sink.
Here's a random item on my to-do list: Plant my sunflower seeds. This time, they're petite, vine-y sunflowers, not those mammoth gargantuan ones I planted last year. We'll see how they turn out.
Thursday, May 03, 2012
By the way . . .
My friend who has a tiny baby in her stomach found out that she actually has TWO tiny babies in there! Twinsies!
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