Check.

Hard Rock Cafe t-shirt from Madrid?  Check.

Old school iPod mini with ghetto earbuds?  Check.

Refilled for the umpteenth time bottle of water from the fridge?  Check.

New Balances you've had since high school, but are still in great condition since you're not a runner?  Check.

Alabama Institute for Education in the Arts tote turned "gym bag"? Check.

Elliptical machine for 30 minutes while you watch close-captioned CNN?  Check.

Achy legs and long, hot, luxurious shower?  Check.

Oatmeal (add hot water)/Pumpkin spice muffin (made by yours truly)/K-cup coffee (Christmas present)?  Check.

Continuing to read the psychodrama of the descendants of David in I Kings?  Check.

Trying to revise your grant proposal before your 2 pm meeting which will probably result in additional suggested changes?  Check.

Read the Indicative Chronology and the first chapter of the Cambridge Companion to Postcolonial Literary Studies (Ahead of time.  Heh, heh.)?  Check.

Determined to have a great rest of the day?  Check.