Red All the Rage

I need to stop spending my money.

But I saw this red dress calling out to me! See, what ha' happen wuuuuuz . . .

Seriously, I saw it and they only had dresses not my size. But I figured I would at least try one on, even if it wasn't exactly my size . . . just to see. And whaddya know, I walk into the dressing room, and on the rack (you know, the "discarded" clothes to be put back by the salespeople) BAM! Same red dress, my size. See, if I hadn't have had the faith to try on the first dress even though it wasn't my size, I wouldn't have walked into the dressing room to find the one that was my size! JAY-sus, can I get a witness up in heah?