First let me give a little preamble. (Go ahead and sigh.)
I love Valentine's Day. Even though being a singleton has been my lot for a while, I still love it. Maybe because Valentine's Day is mushy and corny, and I get into mushy, corny stuff. Maybe because I believe that if you want love, you should show love, and Valentine's Day is a perfect day to show love. It's also a perfect excuse to wear a cute red dress and go on a sugar binge.
As you may have guessed, I did not get a surprise gift from The One. In fact, if that had actually happened, I don't know if I would've actually shown up at East West Bistro at 6:00 p.m., because the more I thought about it, the more The One seemed like a creeper. He knew all of this detailed stuff about me, and we hadn't even met before? Creeper. He'd even talked to my overprotective dad without mentioning anything to me? Um, a little presumptuous. And even if you do already know what I want to order because you're a mind reader or you just know me that well, it's still actually kind of chauvinistic to order for me. So, The One, maybe you need to sit back for a minute.
So. Let's distinguish the rest of my fantasy from reality. The sun was SO not shining today. It was super dreary. But I did rock the frilly red dress and the wavy hair. Wassuppp!
I wanted to share some Valentine's Day joy. What better way to do that than cupcakes? I brought these to class this afternoon. Cupcakes conquer all.
So, dear reader, let me tell you how this realistic Valentine's Day is going to end. It's Tuesday. Which means I can get a large pepperoni pizza from Papa John's for $4.99. And just because I didn't get flowers from The One, does that mean I can't have them? Whatever. On my way back from picking up my pizza, I'm going to buy some sunflowers. I know there will be some there for me. Special things like that are always saved for me. And though I do have a lot of work to get done (presentation tomorrow, et. al.), I shall have a bubble bath tonight. Yes, darling, I shall.
Happy Valentine's Day!
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